Am I going insane...?

by: Darth_Pwnage

Okay, so I think I may be going insane and before all you of say "but you're already insane!", I'm not, okay?! I don't really walk around the streets dressed as Darth Vader or yelling about how much I love Edward Cullen... shifty eyes

So anyway, here's the deal... I was in the local supermarket yesterday and I heard this voice... It told me-it told me to go to ale 9 to clean up some wine that some idiot had dropped.

So basically... I think I may be going Gaga!

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    So, is it a sign of insanity to hear voices?

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    The hearing voices thing isn't the only insanity issue I have. Just yesterday, I heard... gulps THEM!!! They're coming! And they have Nick Jonas as their leader! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

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    Oh, and Santa is coming on Christmas Eve! Only, there was this elf who escaped his evil grasp and he told me... He told me of Santa's evil plans! H-he plans to... Urgh, it is too awful to say!

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    So... Be truthful, do you think I may be transforming into Lady Gaga?

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