Ways to Annoy the Volturi

by: DanaDanca

Sooo...this is NOT mine..i found it on a site and I was crackin' up when i read it...Comment if you want "Ways to annoy the Cullens"...and tell me what do you think about this:D

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    1. Buy Caius a puppy...act surprised when it turns into a human

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    2. Address them as Hughie,Louie and Dewey during their public meetings

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    3. Suggest they move to a more...sunny location like the Bahamas

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    4. Dress up as Voldemort and come in saying "Aro, I am your father!"

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    5. Place witch's hats in random places like the feeding room

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    6. Hide blood bags under the stones in Volterra:

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    7. Steal all their black capes

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    8. Put pink dye in their shampoo:

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    9. Buy them the entire series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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    10. Introduce them to Stephenie Meyer

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    11. Put signs everywhere that say "Party at the Volutri's Secret Layer at Midnight, directions below!"

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    12. Send them a set of novelty mugs with "World's Greatest Uncle" on them from Nessie

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    13. Hum the Mission Impossible Song as you try to take incriminating pictures of the Volturi.

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    14. Show Aro all the...intimate scenes between Rosalie and Emmett

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    15. Get them to DJ their own party

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