Are these blonde jokes funny? XD

by: _RosalieHale_

Personally, I found them HILLARIOUS!
and no offense to blond ppl, you know it's a joke.

P.S. I broke up the joke into 12 parts, cuz it wouln't fit into this box. So, each month will be on each question.....well, you'll see, kinda confusing if I tell now.
But know this, it's 1 joke, not 12 seperate. It's like a diary of a year.....

Hope you enjoy it!!! XD
for more funny jokes, visit: www.coolblonde jokes.com
ENOUGH!!! Take the survey already, gosh!!! jk

  1. 1

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. (me: HAHA! How can a scarf be tight?)

  2. 2

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! (me: =D)

  3. 3

    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" (me: L-O-L! Get it? She thought the "2-4 years" meant it will take 2-4 years to finish the puzzle)

  4. 4

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! (me: XD, this isn't an elevator! just climb the stairs..)

  5. 5

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! (me: try doing the opposite)

  6. 6

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. (me: LOL!!!!)

  7. 7

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! (me: Hahahahaha!!!!)

  8. 8

    August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. (me: XD.. just jump INSIDE the car??)

  9. 9

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? (me: lol, of course it is)

  10. 10

    October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. (me: I don't really get it...)

  11. 11

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! (me: eeh, this joke's ok)

  12. 12

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! (me: wooooooow)

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