Need a Laugh?

Need a Laugh?

by: LilyHBP

Here are some awesome quotes, bumper stickers, funny thoughts and a whole bunch of stuff for those who are bored and/or depressed. Please rate them (5 stars being the highest) and this quiz too. Comment which ones are the funniest! Have a nice quotes time!

  1. 1

    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

  2. 2

    All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.

  3. 3

    I had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

  4. 4

    My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

  5. 5

    Most lies about blondes are false.

  6. 6

    I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. - former U.S Vice President

  7. 7

    (bumper sticker) I break for... oh shoot, no brakes!

  8. 8

    (funny real law) It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

  9. 9

    (funny real law) In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than his thumb in diameter.

  10. 10

    It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Holleywood Boulevard.

  11. 11

    In Blythe, you are not allowed to wear cowboy boots unless you own 2 or more cows.

  12. 12

    In California, it is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub.

  13. 13

    In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00 p.m. on Thursdays.

  14. 14

    (Labelled warnings) Windex: Do not spray in eyes

  15. 15

    Hair coloring: Do not use as ice cream topping

  16. 16

    Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

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