Questions that make you think

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Chapter 1

Questions (First set)

Why is there an entry for the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary?

How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

How can the words 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean different?

How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

Why is 11 not pronounced as 'onety one'?

If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?

Can you cry under water?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

What came first, the hen or the egg?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"?

Is the S or C silent in Scent?

If you get out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?

Do you think sand is called sand because it is between the sea and land?

What water taste like?

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clear or the soap dirty?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

If only 2% is milk, what is the other 98%?

Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?

Why is there a D when it's fridge, but not when it's refrigerator?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

Can you daydream at night?

Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Can crop circles be square?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Can animals commit suicide?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?


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