THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED EARLIER AND IT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!

THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED EARLIER AND IT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!

You will seriously laugh at this so hard

Chapter 1

So it started with a marriage...

In Pied Piper Theater we all have fake families, with fake families and fake kids and stuff. I originally asked Eli who's girlfriend said "If you marry JoJo I will bury you alive." Then I asked Trevor who declined, Wesley turned me down flat and finally Nathan agreed to marry me! HE IS SO PERFECT!!!!

So I tell the 1st graders in my neighborhood about my "engagement" and they all know it's fake, but it was really funny when they started asking questions.

MASON: What's he like?
ADRIANA: Is he like a prince? Tall? Handsome?
ADAM: Can I help at the wedding?
MAISIE: I WANT TO BE THE FLOWER GIRL!!!!!
DEVIN: Do you have any kids?

Now I had my hand across my stomach when he asked this, and keep in mind I'm very chubby and my belly sticks out quite a bit.

ME: Not yet Devin! (Notice how I said "not yet" with my hand across my stomach.)
DEVIN: YOU'RE HAVING A BABY!?!?
ME: What?!?
DEVIN: Your tummy wouldn't be so big if you weren't preggo!

I laughed so hard, and I'm hoping you are too!

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