GROANERS: WORLD'S BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS (VERSION 0.3)

Chapter 1

WORLD'S BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS

A guy pulls into a lumberyard to buy two-by-fours. Her goes to the office and tells the salesman what he needs. "How long do you need them>" asks the sales clerk. "Oh...let me check," the guy responds as he makes a call on his mobile phone.
A couple of minutes later, the customer hangs up, looks at the sales clerk and says, "A pretty long time...we're building a house."

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