i hate all children under the age of 13
shut up
Chapter 1
i really hate everyone
there is a frikken horrible story to this:
today was olympic day and me being a 'big kid' got to lead a bunch of grade 2-6ers around their schoolyard as team germany
i had a mostly good group
but i swear to jesus frikken christ
i am NEVER having children
nope
not gonna happen
birth control and condoms pour moi
this one kid, i told him to hold the germany flag and he was like:
"no! there are child labour laws in canada!"
i told him to shut up and take the flag and he was like for ten mintues going 'CH ILD LABOUR CHILD LABOUr"
i told him to shut the frick up or i will cut him
it was -18 today not too bad but i made the mistake of not wearing snow pants or gloves and i froze to death
and our team cheer sucked so bad we came in last for the cheers
but we beat everyone we came across in the games so that wasnt bad
but i hate kids so much now i swear to god
today was olympic day and me being a 'big kid' got to lead a bunch of grade 2-6ers around their schoolyard as team germany
i had a mostly good group
but i swear to jesus frikken christ
i am NEVER having children
nope
not gonna happen
birth control and condoms pour moi
this one kid, i told him to hold the germany flag and he was like:
"no! there are child labour laws in canada!"
i told him to shut up and take the flag and he was like for ten mintues going 'CH ILD LABOUR CHILD LABOUr"
i told him to shut the frick up or i will cut him
it was -18 today not too bad but i made the mistake of not wearing snow pants or gloves and i froze to death
and our team cheer sucked so bad we came in last for the cheers
but we beat everyone we came across in the games so that wasnt bad
but i hate kids so much now i swear to god
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My friends, siblings and I aren't really the stereotypical kids you usually see these days. I thinks it's different depending on where you live.
My child isn't bad. She is very sweet and kind
hey I have little siblings! Not all little kids are bad.
I've only encountered ONE kid under 13 who didn't bother me. I lived in terror because our house doubled as a daycare.
Do I bother you? Because I'm 12.
Okay.....make that TWO. x) You seem much more mature.
Indeed. I shouldn't be saying much because I was 13 until 3 months ago xD But I hated myself last year so..
Ugh me too. -.-