You are not "Dark", You are not "Interesting", You are not "mysterious", GET OVER YOURSELF.

OH F--KING KAY. LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU A THING. I KNOW THIS SHOULD BE IN MY RANT BOOK BUT NO. NO NO NO, THIS IS SO ANNOYING TO ME (even more than the metal elitists annoy me) THAT IT DESERVES A STORY TO ITSELF.

Chapter 1

SELF DIAGNOSIS IS BULLS--T!

F--K anyone who tries too hard to be 'dark'. First of all. If you do this, know I HATE YOU. YOU ARE A S--TSTAIN. Why am I saying this? Well basically I have a friend, we generally get on so well. However there's one thing about her that annoys me... she's one of those people who try too hard to be unique and interesting. Like when we first met she told me "Yeah I'm in this computer programming class at my school, it was mostly guys but I was the only girl there." She laughs. "I bet most of the others girls wanted to do beauty and make up-" Okay, imma stop it right there. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FOR BEING THE ONLY GIRL IN A COMPUTER CLASS. STOP STEREOTYPING EVERY F--KING GIRL EXCEPT YOURSELF TO BE GOOD AT NOTHING EXCEPT 'MAKE UP'. YOU'RE NOT MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION.

Then she said at one point "yeah I'm so good with computers, I accidentally hacked CIA files once, they wanted to export me to America to work for them." BULLSHIT. Everyone that has tried this has ended up on the news or in some sort of publicity. If this happened truly, then why was it not publicized like that other 15 year old who tried to hack America?? And another thing that proves her to be bulls--tting is that we went into a computer shop and she picked up a tablet and was like "how the f--k do i use this". CIA hacker my a-s.

Or that time she said "Yeah i was a total nobody in high school but in college EVERYONE likes me, all girls and boys wanna be with me, I always get hit on." But that makes no sense because she is SUPER SHY and awkward and she even told me she is at school and I know from experience that if you are that shy and awkward its not realistic that you'll be the centre of attention and everybody wants to date you. Why does she feel the need to lie? Don't lie to somebody you've just met! It doesn't look good! I honestly think she's a compulsive liar... it kinda comes off like that. Too often she lies about things that she really doesn't need to lie about even if its blatantly obvious she's lying. Either that or she can't tell fiction from reality.

That's not what annoyed me the most. In fact, everything else I just said about her, forget it. Its irrelevant. Just listen to this part. What annoyed me is that she's like "Oh by the way, I was a bit scared of meeting you today, I have anxiety." Umm... no. That's not how it works. I have first hand experience of dealing with DOCTOR-DIAGNOSED anxiety and its more than being a little scared when meeting someone new, that happens to everyone! Another thing is when she saw a police car coming, she covered herself up and was like "OMG OMG seizures, seizures! Yeah, police keep stopping me and thinking I'm a convict because I don't want to look at their cars because I have seizures" But then I'm thinking, how the hell is she programming the type of games that she is if the bright lights in it are going to give her seizures?

The most annoying thing of all is that me and her both enjoy watching Sherlock, fine. But online the other day we were talking and she said "Yeah I'm just like Sherlock! I took an IQ test and my IQ is apparently 167! I'm such a genius!" Then she says "Also, I'm such a sociopath just like him because I would make characters in my games and make them die really horrible deaths and torture them ehehehehe :3" So? In Happy Wheels, people die horribly. In COD people die horribly. In ANY GIVEN HORROR VIDEO GAME people die horribly. Are the creators of those sociopaths? NO! DON'T THINK YOU'RE DARK AND OH SO F--KING INTERESTING JUST BECAUSE YOU DIAGNOSED YOURSELF AS A SOCIOPATH OR WITH ANXIETY, OR EPILEPSY BECAUSE YOU WATCHED A FEW EPISODES OF F--KING SHERLOCK. SOCIOPATH IS A REAL FRIKKING DISORDER AND IF YOU HAD IT GUESS WHAT? THE REALITY IS, NOBODY WOULD HIT ON YOU. NOBODY WOULD FIND YOU INTERESTING ENOUGH TO DATE BECAUSE YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN NOBODY YOU FRIKKING IDIOT!!!!!!!! YOU WOULD NOT HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU DO. YOU'D BE ALONE. F--KING ALONE.
IF YOU HAD ANXIETY, AGAIN YOU WOULD BE TOO AFRAID TO EVEN MEET ME CONSIDERING YOU ONLY KNEW ME FROM A FRIEND AND NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN ME. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY DATES!
IF YOU HAD EPILEPSY, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO GO TO THE ARCADE WITH ME LIKE YOU DID BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THOSE LIGHTS THERE ARE FAR MORE INTENSE THAN POLICE SIREN LIGHTS. I MEAN YEAH, I HAVE TO SQUINT AT BRIGHT LIGHTS, EVERYONE DOES. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE EPILEPSY!!!!

DOES THAT SOUND SO FRIKKING 'MYSTERIOUS' AND 'COOL' NOW?! DOES IT?!?!?! I BLOODY HATE PEOPLE WHO DIAGNOSE THEMSELVES, TAKE THE PARTS OUT OF THE DISORDER THAT THEY THINK WOULD BE AN INCONVENIENCE AND ONLY PRETEND TO HAVE THE PARTS THAT THEY THINK MAKES THEM 'UNIQUE'.

PEOPLE AND THEIR FAMILIES ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH DISORDERS YOU JACKA-S! STOP. F--KING. GLAMORIZING. IT.

I DUNNO GUYS, IF SHE IS JUST BLATANTLY LYING OR IF SHE'S GETTING HERSELF MIXED UP WITH SOME MARY-SUE CHARACTER THAT SHE WISHES SHE WAS BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT ITS F--KING ANNOYING. SERIOUSLY HOW DO I ATTRACT SUCH F--KING POSERS INTO MY LIFE???

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