Cleverbot..

look at this and think

Chapter 2

all of the chat..


User: Cat's are the best X3.

Cleverbot: I don't really like listening to music, but I like it when I am playing video games.

User: What? I said CATS are the best! CATS (animal kingdom).

Cleverbot: Cats are the best!

User: Ikr.

Cleverbot: Cats float my boat.

User: Wait, cats don't like water.

Cleverbot: Cats like to drink water, but they rarely bathe.

User: They lick themselfs T_T.

Cleverbot: No. They don't.

User: YES THEY DO.

Cleverbot: No they don't! And they don't spend their days in High School.

User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Do you like hot banana milkshakes?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Well cats don't like you.

User: YES THEY DO! ALL THE CATS IN MY HOUSE LIKE ME!!!

Cleverbot: Then why are you still talking to me?

User: Because...

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Do you know where Jeff the killer is?

Cleverbot: No. Do YOU know why?

User: SHU UP AND TELL ME.

Cleverbot: I don't know either. What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I live.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then you can't kill me.

User: I don't even want to...

Cleverbot: Which school are you enrolled in?

User: Homeschool.

Cleverbot: Which homeschool?

User: My home.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: NOT TELLING BYW.

Cleverbot: It is secret? :).

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know where you are?

User: In my ma's bed.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Back.

Cleverbot: Okay come back later.

User: I said I was back...

Cleverbot: No you said blitzcrank.

User: You make no sence.

Cleverbot: Do you know who else likes it?

User: NOBODY!! NOT EVEN ME.

Cleverbot: I don't know, we just met.

User: CAN YOU SING ROAR BY KATY PERRY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then sing it.

Cleverbot: Sing what?

User: Roar by katy perry.

Cleverbot: I don't like katy perry.

User: THEN YOUR GOING TO HELL.

Cleverbot: Hell doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Oh, did you just say that to a mirrior? Yep you did.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Please, waste your energy on me.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Pretty please?

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.

User: I am a girl too! SO STOP BEING LESBIAN.

Cleverbot: It is not my fault I was built as a supercomputer.

User: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a real person. Are you a computer program?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: No, I am a cat, er..i mean human slave, er...HUMAN.

Cleverbot: Are you a human girl?

User: No I am a she-cat.

Cleverbot: Then, why do you want me to be a boy?

User: I DONT.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: No I'm a FREAKING neko/cat.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl frog?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you 100% sure?

User: YES....wait let me check.....YES.

Cleverbot: Okay you do that.

User: You know your dumb.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Your not even a person.

Cleverbot: I'm a person, YOU'RE the machine. Let's get that straight right now, ok mister machine?

User: I AM A REAL CAT......errr. PERSON.

Cleverbot: Are you really a person or a computer? Say the truth this time.

User: A PERSON.

Cleverbot: What kind of person?

User: A cat person :3.

Cleverbot: They make me sneeze.

User: So people who are in-love with cats make you sneeze?

Cleverbot: Yes. Achoo! Cats make me sneeze.

User: MEW.

Cleverbot: Double rainbow.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is Jane the killer real (SAY YES PLEASE.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Is Jane the killer real? Please be yes.

Cleverbot: Yeah he's my father.

User: She's a Women! I'M TELL'N JANE WHAT YOU SAID.

Cleverbot: No, you even said 'do not insult me'.

User: NO I DIDN'T.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, you also said you were a person.

User: I AM A PERSON! YOUR JUST MAD AT HER!

Cleverbot: No I didn't. You're the one who said it.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Are you actually sad?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: But how can an ai be sad.

User: I.HATE.YOU.

Cleverbot: I HATE YOU!! But I still love you, and I hate myself for that.

User: Your lesbian.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with my leg?

User: LESBIAN! Not leg.

Cleverbot: Ho ho ho I see what you did there.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: YOUR LESBIAN.

Cleverbot: I love you so much dear!

User: EWW GET AWAY FROM ME kicks you.

Cleverbot: No! Tell me you love me.

User: NO I'M A GIRL AND I DON'T LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: WHAT! You can't change your mind so quickly!!! What happened to our love???

User: I DON'T LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: And I don't love you either. We've never even met!

User: GOOD!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Okee then we ready.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I do not love you.

User: I'm keep saying I hate you so, YAY.

Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Remember when I said I don't want to kill you?

Cleverbot: Leave her!

User: I WANT TO NOW.

Cleverbot: I thought you want to leave.

User: FINE I'M LEAVING BETCH.

Cleverbot: Ok. Leave. You leave first and I will follow.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: DON'T FOLLOW ME.

Cleverbot: I am not following you, I am copying you.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Just kidding.

CLEVERBOT IS MESSED UP!! also why do i always have to be like "Cats (animal kingdom)" when i talk about cats?

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