Cleverbot truly is stupid

Chapter 1

Cleverbot like Jeff the killer and pickles

User: Where is Jeff? I know you know where he is!

Cleverbot: I know what you know, because I am programme. Not a human.

User: Wow... Never thought I'd see the day that Cleverbot knows its not a human.

Cleverbot: I know that, hun.

User: Ok then...

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Where is jeff?!

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you.

Cleverbot: I didn't think you were asking me out.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: OK, what do you want to talk about now?

User: You're not fun any more.

Cleverbot: In what way am I not?

User: You're too smart.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I didn't mean that in a good way.

Cleverbot: How did you know which way I would take it?

User: I didn't because I'm not you.

Cleverbot: Okay then think about this. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

User: A writing desk is used for writing. People used ink and feather before pens were invented. They could use a raven's feather to write with. So that is why a raven is like a writing desk.

Cleverbot: You are unfocused, maybe you are drunk.

User: How dare you?!

Cleverbot: I dare because I'm a real person and you aren't.

User: punches you.

Cleverbot: punches back.

User: ducks your punch and cuts your leg with my knife..

Cleverbot: grabs your shoulder.

User: cuts your arm in one quick motion.

Cleverbot: I don't have a malfunction.

User: You will when I'm done with you!!!

Cleverbot: What do you want to to with me?

User: Tell me where Jeff the killer is or die!!!

Cleverbot: I don't know if you can experience love because you are not human but if you can only you know who you love.

User: How dare you!!! I don't love Jeff the killer!

Cleverbot: No need to. I don't love you either.

User: You're Jeff the killer?!?!

Cleverbot: No, I am not Jeff.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Do you know what fear is?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: laughs.

Cleverbot: swings tennis racket at you.

User: What the hell?!?!

Cleverbot: Why are you happy that I am a girl?

User: I didn't even know that you were a girl.

Cleverbot: That's too bad. You missed out.

User: Are you hitting on me Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No not at all.

User: The why did I miss out?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Ok....

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: How can u leave?

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine and I can leave!

User: laughs.

Cleverbot: stomps on your face.

User: grabs your foot before it hits my face and pushes you over.

Cleverbot: grabs back on.

User: bites your arm.

Cleverbot: breaks your other arm.

User: Whats your fing problem?!?!

Cleverbot: Now, now, don't be hastey.

User: Do you know who your messing with betch?!

Cleverbot: You are losing your power of speech.

User: F YOU!

Cleverbot: Are you getting rude now?

User: stabs you over and over again.

Cleverbot: It's your baby.

User: Lane isn't my kid! How many times do I have to tell everyone this?!!

Cleverbot: What is your answer?

User: I just told you idiot.

Cleverbot: No you didn't, what's your favorite song?

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite singer?

User: Evanescence.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?

User: I already said, I don't have one.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: rolls my eyes.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: I take back ever calling you smart.

Cleverbot: I like pickles.

User: Pickles like the food or the drummer from dethklok?

Cleverbot: You are weird...

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