The Grammar Witch and the Candor Take on "Unpredicted"
This isn’t the worst fanfic, as far as fanfics go but we still think it’s pretty bad. (Pretty bad? That's generous. I was gonna call it awful.) Well compared to “My Immortalâ€, “Lovestruckâ€, and that Eragon one it’s literary genius. (True.)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6958385/1/Unpredicted
As always Jackie is in the () and I am without them.
It’s been 5 months since it happened. I was sitting at the porch of my cabin looking at the horizon before me. The sun was now setting, the clouds were orange, and the lake looked so peaceful. Does Percy really think like this? It looked like the perfect ending for a wonderful day, but I couldn't appreciate it, because I keep on remembering what happened 5 months ago… the day Annabeth and I broke up. She jitsu flipped you when Hera/Juno made you disappear Percy and she saw you for the first time in months. Break your bones: yes. Break up with you: doubtful.
I loved her a lot and she loved me, too. But it just came to the point that we both realized that our relationship was going nowhere, we barely had time for each other. The gods need her full attention at Olympus, and Chiron needs me here at camp to help teach sword fighting.
As much as I wanted to be furious at our break up, I contained myself. Really Percy? Really? We just both agreed that we'll call our relationship off and maybe be open for new ones when the time comes because if Aphrodite thinks that we're meant for each other, we'll be together again in the future. Because Aphrodite is the giver of great wisdom… But still, I was upset.
Ever since then, I turned my attention in training myself to become stronger and stronger. Even Chiron and the other demigods thought that I could beat Lady Athena in battle (Now I'm just gonna spend the rest of the fanfic waiting for Percy to get turned into some form of bug.) Or Athena chopping him into a million pieces in battle, killer math homework, or sending a hoard of killer owls on him! (Yeah, there's always that.) But I wouldn't take my chances.] I could say that maybe our break up was actually for the best, I've heard that she's doing well at her job in Olympus and happy with her new boyfriend, some guy she met at her school. And as for me, I may not have found a new girlfriend [even though a lot of girls are hitting on me] but at least I'm getting better and better in taking care of myself.
I loved her a lot and she loved me, too. But it just came to the point that we both realized that our relationship was going nowhere, we barely had time for each other. The gods need her full attention at Olympus, and Chiron needs me here at camp to help teach sword fighting.
As much as I wanted to be furious at our break up, I contained myself. Really Percy? Really? We just both agreed that we'll call our relationship off and maybe be open for new ones when the time comes because if Aphrodite thinks that we're meant for each other, we'll be together again in the future. Because Aphrodite is the giver of great wisdom… But still, I was upset.
Ever since then, I turned my attention in training myself to become stronger and stronger. Even Chiron and the other demigods thought that I could beat Lady Athena in battle (Now I'm just gonna spend the rest of the fanfic waiting for Percy to get turned into some form of bug.) Or Athena chopping him into a million pieces in battle, killer math homework, or sending a hoard of killer owls on him! (Yeah, there's always that.) But I wouldn't take my chances.] I could say that maybe our break up was actually for the best, I've heard that she's doing well at her job in Olympus and happy with her new boyfriend, some guy she met at her school. And as for me, I may not have found a new girlfriend [even though a lot of girls are hitting on me] but at least I'm getting better and better in taking care of myself.
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Are you god damn shipping Percy and Artemis?! No. Just no.
Gah. No no no no no no no no
Not. Artemis,
Don't make my fave goddess out of character. Pleaseeeeee.
Good job
The Grammar Witch/Candor, Inc. was actually genius. Anyway, I can't believe this author is trying to set Artemis and Percy up. It's not okay, whatsoever.
And you my friend are smart! :)
Omg omg omg please tell me this isn't going where I think it's going that isn't supposed to happen.... As a Greek, I'd just like to say that this fanfic's author has just insulted the history of an entire country, as well as a pretty big fandom, by making this....
Omg omg omg please tell me this isn't going where I think it's going that isn't supposed to happen.... As a Greek, I'd just like to say that this fanfic's author has just insulted the history of an entire country, as well as a pretty big fandom, by making this....
Where do all these terrible Fanfic's come from? XD I'm dying over here.
We search for them.
The website that they show the link to has a lot of them.
No, no. It's definitely more fun to make of that make fun of.
That pun was so awfully bad that it was amusing to read. Percy is no longer the character that he was and it disappoints me so much. I don't know how much more of this I can read through. I loved the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, the serious mask, and the 'If you raised your hand, good you are smart' comments!
Its fun to make of.
*make fun of
I liked Annabeth and Percy's relationship, but the original author made Percy so girly and desperate. Ugh, it angers me.
So, curious, who is the grammar witch and who us the candor?
Rick Riordan or the fanfiction author?
Jackie is Grammar Witch. I'm Candor.
The fanfic author. I approved of their relationship in Rick Riordan's book, but this is not okay.
So, you're brutally honest, huh? I can see that.