Nerd Repost

Chapter 1

Grammar or die.

Video Game Nerd
[x] I have already/am wanting to play the new Assassins Creed game
[] I have already/am wanting to play the new Skyrim game
[x] I have played Minecraft for three hours or more straight
[x] I have a video game straight for 12 hours
[] I have one or more shirts with a video game related joke on it
[] I could rant about video games for more than five minutes without preparing a speech
[] I have played the original Zelda/Mario/DK games
[] I have lined up for more than half an hour to get a new video game
Total: 3

Comic Nerd
[] I have over ten comics
[] I could name all the characters in the Scott Pilgrim vs. The World series
[] I could name all of the villains in spiderman
[] I have one or more shirts with a comic related joke on it
[] I have lined up for more than half an hour to get a new comic
[] I could rant on about comic books for more than five minutes without preparing a speech (based on the movies)
[x] I like comic book art
[] I could name more than twenty comic book characters
Total: 1

Literature Nerd
[x] I am a grammar nazi
[x] I am a spelling nazi
[x] I am a punctuation nazi
[] I use big words when I talk to confuse people
[] My favorite subject is English
[x] My favorite author is NOT Stephanie Meyer
[] I know who Oscar Wilde is
[] I own one or more shirts with a literature related joke on it/them
Total: 4

Math nerd
[x] I own more than three calculators
[] I own a high tech calculator
[] I own one or more shirts with a math related joke on it/them
[x] My favorite subject is math
[] I know Pi off by heart to at least the first three digits
[] If someone asked my what Pi is backwards I would laugh and instantly get the joke
[] I have been on coolmathgames.com
[] I have been on mathletics.com
Total: 2

Theatre Nerd
[] I have seen at least three plays
[] I have seen at least one opera play
[] I have been the lead in a play at least twice
[] I could quote Shakespiere on a play other than Romeo And Juliet
[] I could quote at least six plays
[] I know all the words to at least two opera play songs
[] I have at least one shirt with a theatre related joke on it
[] I have been in more than five plays
Total: 0

Science Nerd
[] Science is my favorite subject at school
[] I can make at least three jokes based on scientific equations
[] I have one or more shirts with a science related joke on it
[] I am friends with my science teacher
[x] I own at least one science kit
[] I think that the white coats are cool
[] I own at least one telescope
[] I want to be a scientist
Total: 1

Music Nerd
[x] I hate LMFAO, Selena Gomez, and Justin Bieber
[x] I listen to more than three genres of music
[x] My favorite band has more than one genre
[] I know all the lyrics to at least twenty songs
[] I have seen at least thirty song covers
[x] I play/am learning at least one instrument
[] I can read all/most/some music notes
[] I have at least twenty bands/artists I listen to
Total: 4

Internet Nerd
[x] I know how to pronounce the word 'meme'
[] I have trolled someone at least ten times
[x] I have been on omegle (Trust me, they're a lot of people looking for dates on there)
[x] I am a member of memebase (Kind of)
[] I could name at least twenty memes
[] I have at least one shirt with an internet related joke on it
[x] I know what 'me gusta', 'anti-joke chicken' and 'good guy greg' are.
[x] I have been on the following sites: 4chan, memebase, icanhascheezburger, youtube, quizazz, facebook, myspace, tumblr.
Total: 5

YouTube Nerd
[x] I have more than one YouTube account
[x] I am subscribed to at least fifteen channels on YouTube (99+)
[] I have gotten a top comment on YouTube
[x] I know who the following people are: Destery Moore, Nathan Owens, Shane Dawson, Ray William Johnson, Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Higa, Tomska, Chris Bingham.
[] I know how to pronounce asdf properly
[] I know who created asdf
[x] I have at least one subscriber (20 Something)
[x] I plan on becoming famous on YouTube
Total: 5

Quizazz Nerd
[] I have at least 100 followers
[] I have a story that has over 1,000 readers
[] I have at least ten comments on my profile
[] I'm on quizazz more than facebook
[] I have at least one finished story with a sequel
[] I have at least thirty favorite stories
[] I have had a conversation of over 100 replies
[] I have more than one account
Total: Errr...what?
Basic
[] I wear glasses when I don't need to
[] I get high grades
[x] I have at least one full bookcase
[] I have at least one library card
[] I have worn suspenders
[] I have written a book (NOT online)
[] I have lined up for more than half an hour to meet an author
Total: 1

End result: Internet Nerd and Youtube Nerd.

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