Dork Diaries: Pop Star

All rights go to Dork Diaries and Rachel Renee Russel.

Nikki's Road to Stardom:
Diva Showdown
BFF Feud
Talented Entourage to back up VIP (Very Important Pop Star!)

Chapter 1

Friday, November 1

OMG! I think yesterday was probably the BEST day of my entire life! Not only did I have a FABTASTIC time at the Halloween dance with my crush, Brandon, but I think he might actually like me! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! By "like" I mean as a REALLY good friend. Definitely NOT a serious girlfriend or anything. I'm sure THAT would NEVER happen in a million years! WHY? Mostly because I'm the biggest DORK in the entire school. And with 3 spots, 2 left foot, 1 cruddy social life and 0 popularity, I'm not exactly the type of girl who'll 1 day be crowned prom queen. But thanks to my wicked case of CRUSH-ITIS, the slightly-goofy, blissfully-lovesick, shabby-chic style I'm currently running would definitely put me in the running for . . .PRINCESS OF THE DORKS!

It's just that I'm NOT a tag hag (also known as a totally obsessed fashion SNOB). And I'm NOT hopelessly addicted to spending twice the gross national product of a small 3rd-world country on the latest designer clothes, shoes, jewelry, and handbags, only to REFUSE to wear that stuff 1 month later because it's, "like, OMG! Practically more ANCIENT than YESTERDAY!!" UNLIKE some people I know . . ."People" being shallow, self-centered girls like . . .MACKENZIE HOLLISTER!! Calling Mackenzie a "mean girl" is an understatement. She's a RATTLESNAKE in pink plumping lip gloss and ankle boots. But I'm NOT intimidated by her or anything. Like, how juvenile would THAT be?!

I constantly wonder how girls like Mackenzie always manage to be so . . .I don't know . . .PERFECT. I wish I had something that could magically transform ME into my perfect self. It would have the amazing power of Cinderella's fairy godmother, be easy to use and be small enough to fit inside a bag or backpack. Something like, I dunno, maybe . . .MAXWELL'S ENCHANTED LIP GLOSS! My special lip gloss would make each and every girl look as beautiful on the OUTSIDE as she is on the INSIDE! How COOL would THAT be?!

After spending hours studying the potential global impact of the Enchanted Lip Gloss phenomenon, I was shocked and amazed by my scientific findings. Enchanted Lip Gloss does NOT look CUTE on EVERYONE! Too bad, Mackenzie!! Anyway, I hope Brandon calls me today. I would totally FREAK if he actually did. But I'm pretty sure he probably won't. Which, BTW, brings me to this VERY important question . . .HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN A GUY ACTUALLY LIKES YOU IF HE NEVER BOTHERS TO CALL???!!!

Your crush basically IGNORES you whether he actually LIKE YOU or NOT! ARRRGGGGHH!!! (That was me tearing my hair out in frustration!) Lucky for me, my BFF Chloe is an expert on guys and romance. She learned everything she knows from reading all the latest teen magazines and novels. And my other BFF Zoey is a human Wikipedia and a self-help guru. She's basically a 14 year old Dr Phil in lip gloss and hoop earrings. The 3 of us are going to meet at the mall tomorrow to shop for jeans. I can't wait to talk to them about all this guy stuff because, seriously, I don't have a CLUE!

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