South Park Problems

So as most likely none of you know, I am basically addicted to South Park.
And as many good shows have, it has ships.
Lots and Lots of ships.
I am going to make a list of the ships that I ship because I need to get this all out.

Pip x Damien. Okay that is like my OTP right now, and I really want to cosplay as Pip.
Kyle x Stan. Another OTP.
Cartman x Wendy
Terrance x Phillip
Kyle x Craig
Clyde x Craig
Butters x Cartman
And Kyle x Pip.

There you go.
All my ships for South Park.