I am 84% mentally ill (repost)

Chapter 1

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[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[x] You have been called a blonde.

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and STILL don't get it. (it took me quite a few time to understand it but i do now. i LOVE that movie)

[x] You type with three fingers or less.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

[] You use your fingers to do simple maths.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say, will happen, if you don't.

[] You break a lot of things.

[] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (omg i do that all the time! i have done that ever since i was little. so glad its actually a real thing)

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 21 (84%)

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.



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