I AM 76% Mentally Ill...

Chapter 1


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you.

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Not yet.)

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blonde. (points at my hair Do I look blonde!?)

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say, will happen, if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things. (I drop a lot of things)

[] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[] You don't know what "um" means.

[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. and re-post as: I am _% Mentally ill


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