In Character Cleverbot Conversations

So, i am going to do cleverbot conversations in sort of "characters". Please comment with recommendations about what i should do next. Don't judge me, i'm really bored. This seem fun so, why not?

Chapter 3

Spongebob

Okay, so before i begin, i would like to give credit to Amaysie for the idea of doing Spongebob. (Yes, i am using actual quotes from the cartoon)

Me: F is for friends who do stuff together!

CB: Are you supposing that we are friends doing stuff together?

Me: U is for you and me!

CB: N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

Me: Down here in the deep blue sea!

CB: F is for fire that burns down the whole town!

Me: gasps Cleverbot! That's not what fun is!

CB: That is the next line!

Me: F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for ukulele! N is for nose picking, cherry gum and sand licking here with my best buddy!

CB: Millions of people, living as foes.

Me: Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secrets, thereby adding more secrets to your collection of secrets, secretly.

CB: It's now gone.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24? 25!

CB: No, I don't.

Me: 25!

CB: 4/2=?

Me: And now, with the addition of two, count 'em, two... marshmallows.

CB: Yes. And the Tin Man and Scarecrow.

Me: I...guess so.

CB: I must leave now.

Me: YEAH?! WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL ME 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN ANYWAY!

CB: Okay.

Me: 1924?

CB: That isn't the right year...

Me: But...but...

CB: But what?

Me: You don't need a license, to drive a sandwich.

CB: Why not?

Me: I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on patroooll

CB: I know, upgrades can only go so far.

Me: Ow! I burned my hand! At night....

CB: Where is a treasure that has no lid?

Me: You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.

CB: F is for friends who do stuff together!

Me: U is for you and me!

CB: "n" is for anywhere and anytime at all!

Me: Down here in the deep blue sea!



Okay, so here are the places where i got most of the quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants#Dying_For_Pie_.5B2.4a.5D_.282001.29

http://www.wattpad.com/5820006-50-best-spongebob-squarepants-quotes

I hope that you enjoyed this slightly random conversation. If you have suggestions, just let me know in the comments. Your suggestion could be used next! :)

And a special thanks to Amaysie for her awesome idea.

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