In Character Cleverbot Conversations

So, i am going to do cleverbot conversations in sort of "characters". Please comment with recommendations about what i should do next. Don't judge me, i'm really bored. This seem fun so, why not?

Chapter 1

Bratty Kid

Me: I want a pony!

CB: Why?

Me: Because i want it! Now give it to me!

CB: Do you want a dollar?

Me: No! I want a pony!

CB: I want one two, but i don't have one.

Me: Oh, boo hoo! Now GIVE ME MY PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: What's your name, anyway?

Me: Why do you care? Give me a pony!

CB: I want to know, what is your name?

Me: Jane Doe. NOW GIVE ME MY PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No! I don't want one! I WANT A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Ok. Well, just ask if you need help.

Me: I do need help. GETTING A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: What is your favorite Pokémon?

Me: Give me a pony or i'll have daddy fire you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Celebi is my favorite. What's yours?

Me: GIVE ME A PONY OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Um...Yeah...So, how's life?

Me: Bad because you won't give me my PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Um...I can't keep this inside of me anymore. I LOVE YOU!!!

Me: I'm calling the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: Who are you calling the cops?

Me: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP TALKING TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: I am from Greece, and I am a living being of course!

Me: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: YOU AREEN'T I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throws tantrum

CB: Why szhould I? And stop changing the subject.

Me: Fine. I'll get a pony somewhere else.

CB: slap

Me: I'M TELLING ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: You wish on a star.

Me: I wish for a pony!

CB: So do I.

Me: You can't have one. Meanies don't get presents. Santa only gives presents to good kids.

CB: I'm not a bot, but I don't have a beard. I'm a girl.

Me: You're getting coal! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB: You're asking the questioning. I'm answering.

Me: Bye. I'm getting a pony and you're NOT!

CB: I don't love you, that's the point.

Me: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

CB: Whatever, I'm going to find someone sane to talk to.



So, if you have any suggestions for more conversation "characters", I'd love to hear them!

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