The Grammar Witch and the Candor Take On "Lovestruck"

N;stae awy frm mi stoory, u carpentry music listeners!!!!!!! Oh so if we don’t like your story we listen to wood?


draka beet up snapie nd them we dd itin a closet.

Den we wnt 2 c ron. What?!

"I wnt 2 change my name!"ron anonuced What?! Random!
"Wat wuld u chang it 2?"i askd
"I like da nam damien." he sayed bck.

i reed a moogle muggle bok nd their was a gae man charatcer wif dat nam so i nobbed"col i sadi bac.

Suddenly......................................................................................Optemis Prime appperad!!!!!!!! Ah...no. (Not Transformers now!)

Suddenly......................................................................................Optemis Prime appperad!!!!!!!!
(I’m getting deja vu. I wonder why?)

"WTF! y is voldemrt frm da pat her??111!"i yelad
"IDK."dracoe sayed

otemis prim ignoed us nd sayed "Drico, u must kil my future ex GF bitney! or ill kill poter!"
"Y da fi cu wuld i care if u kild harry?'draco seed bac
"U may nt but.............................................balbi wuld!! Mwahahahahahahaha"he laughed bac wizly
"her hav a knife, it spec nd u ken kil ppl mor ezily wif it"optemis prime said bac"peece out) (It’s not a pretty knife? That knife has no right to exist in this world.) That awkward moment when Jackie is more violent than Emily… (I’m not being violent. I’m just commenting on the beauty-- or in this case, significant lack thereof-- of weaponry.) These are my lines!

i dont wunna kil hairy!!!1 i yelled
ikr!!1 draco roared back Well draco does mean dragon in Latin... So roar away.
"Im guna ha a friendship meeting"i sayed

evry1 met up in da ravenclaw commen roam(da passwrd was my name bec im col). No, you have to solve a riddle to get into the Ravenclaw tower! (I thought she was Gryffindor?)
@ da frinedship meting damien, harry, sedric, candi and drice were deer.

i wore a dark blu shot drerss wif purdle nd grene stuff on it and hi heels.

Candi whore hi whisted(AN is dat spelled rite? No) shorts and a coot toop

Damien wor skinny jeens dat mad him lik hooot!! Ew no. Guys in skinny jeans….. (Is Bambi an owl now?)

"Ihav 2 tel u'al sumthanng"i said.
"Wat is et dannbi?"harri sayed.
"U r my dogbrother."i roars
harri missed "REely?!"he sayd
"Yup!"i sayed bck, wizly
"enythang else banni?" damien assed
"Yea" i said bk
"Wat is it?" candi sayd
"Im addicted 2 sinstrar!!" i saed

evry1 gaspd€!!!

"Wats Sinstrar?" harri asked wisly. (AN: drugs r a sirius(heehee0 issue!!1)
"silly GODBROTHER (Trix are for kids!) (an:is it spelt rong now? Hmmm? hmmm?) Sinstrar is a drug duh, how else culd i b addicted 2 it?"i saad bck sexily.
"wher hav u been gtng Sinstrar frm Bmnibb/ I wnt sum!" said lilliy Lilly stay dead! I like you and all but... comin up da stairs
"Hey bitca!!!1 foyic off!! drugs r bad y do u wont sum?" i said bac sexily
"Caz they make ua fel guuuuud!!"she said emoly How do you say something “emoly”.....Jackie...what if she was trying to spell my name!? Don’t bring me into this! (I found your new nickname, then!) Don't you dare.

I slapd her 4 bing dum nd den me nd draci wnt 2 Snaps classrom nd had siex nd den wnt nd gt lunch.

I ws atein a apple when...............................................................................................Nevel appeared!!!!

"Her's ur supply" said nevel handin me a bag of Sinstrat
"dannbi doesnt want any moer" yelled draco saxily nd den he beet up navel (It’s wrong to beat up belly buttons? What is the matter with Draco?) nd i wasnt addictd 2 Sinstara I think that’s the astronomy professors name anymore.\

"O no!" gaospd serious. Sirius is here now too?
"Wat?" iasssed
"i fink i brok ma toe!!!!"he sayd bac
"Ohno, we ned 2 go 2 st mangoes!!!"i yelled snexily!

Nd we run 2 st MUNGOES

When we got to ST MUNGOS(AN; des tha lok wrong 2 u?) nd thy tol me mi dad was dyng. YAY! THE WIZARDING WORLD CELEBRATES!

All mi frends gt ovr here nd crid wif me xcept 4 candi coz shes dum nd gt kikd out for dung drugs nd ditchng clas all da time.

then i hd sx wif harri and draco was sad but ddnt say enyfing.

i hugd har wen we went 2 seriouses funeral. I ddn't cri coz im cool but harry did da hole tim. (Yeah, let’s just perpetuate that terrible worldview that it’s wrong to show emotion.)

'~DRACOS POV~`

Bambi and I dancd dwn da halwy 2 a parti 2 plat spin da botle. we gt 2 da place wher da party is(by da ravencaw cemmen riom.$\ caandi looked @ me. "u look fricken sexdcy fhuck met!1111!!"(AN:quinblo wont let me swear, it nev used 2 care)

"TY" isaid bck.

den we wnt in2 da parti oom out ide the hall.

den candi kissd me nd burned my eyes (: i slppdhr nd said i cn onli luv danni.

~BAMBIS POV~~

i woock up sleepy n a bathturb.

i ate um grapes.

den i mage a new best frin calld alli. he is koolod!. (Your best friend is Kool-Aid. Well, I can’t really judge, since I drink Pepsi religiously…)

when we ate she told me but wat draceo sayed nd i screemeddd!!
"AAW! dats soo cute! ahh! i totaly luv him bac!" (Yeah, you love him. That’s why you slept around with other characters.)

alldi nd i run 2 da dore 2 find....... VOLDEMOT AND SEDRIC! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Mahahahahha!!11 I wrk 4 Voldemort now!!!!11" sedric sayedd laffng

allii fanted as i screemd. Great cliffhanger. I don’t even care. (Well, I’m screaming, too, in joy-- because it’s over!) I think I might be broken too...