Extreme Advertising

extreme advertising

idk about you but i felt the need for humour on quibblo
but damn they fricked up all the swears now we sound like some dumbass mormons or whatever who cant even say damn or something idk
IMMA TALKING REQUESTS I WILL XTREME ADVERTISE YOU NO FEE :d (oki maybe a little fee but just a teencie weencie one lol jkin)

Chapter 1

Extreme Advertising: Alea

by: 68687
first chapter shall be about me bc i am awesome

JULIUS FUQIN CEASER YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR DAMN ASSBUTT BECAUSE THE MOST BADASS FEMALE DOG EVER IS COMING YOUR WAY

THATS RIGHT
YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKIN ABOOT

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ALEA MOTHERFUQIN BADASS HERE. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DlCK BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT TO BE RIPPED THE FUQ OFF

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS JESUS NIPPLE SHlT RIGHT HERE WITH HER LONGASS BROWN AS DRIED BLOOD HAIR, THOSE VENGEFUL GODDESS EYES AND THOSE BLOOD STAINED DAINTY PERFECT PIANO HANDS

THIS IS 100% MEXICAN CANADIAN BADASSERY. THIS PIECE OF BADASS MOTHERFUQING AWESOME HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN THAT MOTHERFUQING SMACK CAM GUY

LOOK OUT LOSERS BECAUSE ALEA IS COMING YOUR WAY AND SHE HAS GOT A MOTHERFUQING SWORD AND SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS.

WE'RE LOOKING AT SOME HARDCORE BADASSERY RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. SHE AIN'T BACKING OFF A FIGHT. SHE IS THE MOST AWESOME THING TO EVER GIVE THE EARTH THE PRIVILEGE OF WALKING ON.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TOP THAT? I THINK NOT. NOW SIT THE FUQ DOWN AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING CHILDREN.

THIS IS ALEA THE BADASS AND SHE AINT FUQING AROUND.

THIS IS 500% HARDCORE CANADIAN NEWFOUNDLANDER PRIDE AND HER NEWFIE SLANG WILL BLOW YOU AWAY. YOU ARE LUCKY TO EVEN LOOK AT HER YOU SONBlTCHES

EVERYONE CALM DOWN BECAUSE ALEA IS HERE.

SUCK IT LOSERS.

taking requests who do you want to be extreme advertised yay

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