ShaggyRawkFist's book of good clean jokes

I'm writing a joke book for you guys, I hope you like it. ;-{)-

Chapter 2

Human Slot Machine

A young mother watched as her 3 year old daughter picked up a nickel off the floor, looked at it, and then swallowed it. The mother panicked and tried to get her daughter to cough it up, but instead the little girl spat out 2 dimes, which freaked the young woman out even more. The young mother called to her husband who was in the other room and cried "Our daughter just swallowed a nickel and coughed up 2 dimes, what do we do?!" The father replied "Keep feeding her nickels, we need the money!"

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