30 Ways to Annoy Professor Snape! Now extended with even more!

ways in how you can annoy Professor Snape!

Chapter 1


Learn a charm that gives it's unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.

Tell him you've lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it.

Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.

Sneak up behind him and shout, "Your robes are on fire!"

Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.

Learn a charm that makes fabric turn day-glow pink. You know what to do next.

Get an owl. Name it after him.

Go "Da-da-da-dum!" in a deep voice anytime he passes by or enters a room.

Shout, "10 points from Professor Snape!" at random moments.

Lace all Slytherin insignia in his quarters with that of Hufflepuff.

Tell loud stories about Neville Longbottom's boggart.

Make a voodoo doll of Harry Potter. Push pins into it in class and smile knowingly at Snape.

Accidentally call him 'Buzz' every now and again, for no good reason.

Become his 'Good-Snape' and 'Bad-Snape'. (Poke your head over his shoulder and advise him according to which Snape you are. Then switch shoulders and say the opposite. (Use a silly voice.)

Hide your face with your hands in class. When he approaches remove them and shout, "Peek-a-boo!"

Leave him invitations to Sirius Black's 'birthday party at the Whomping Willow'. (I love this one! :D)

Follow him closely through the hallways. Imitate his stern look and determined walk. If he turns around, stand still and smile sweetly.

Leave copies of Lockhart's biography all around the place.

Introduce him with the words, "Here is a man who not only has a brilliant mind and a wonderful wit, but can also sing."

Transfigure a jack-in-the box's head to look like him. Wind it up and leave it outside his door. Run like hell.

Charm his hair into dreadlocks.

Get a hose. Corner him. Spray him down. Run.

Doodle things on your potions notes about 'that cute Potter kid'.

Offer him tequila. (it's a drink in the Muggle world...he doesn't know what it is.....SUCKER!!!)

Get a tattoo. One that says 'Sevvie' Insist it has nothing to do with him.

Eat chocolate cake in class. Offer to let him lick the plate clean.

Every lesson, quote things he said last lesson. Word for word.

Transfigure his robes into a Molly-Weasley esque woollen jumper with a large 'S' on it.

Owl him long and detailed accounts of your summer holidays.

Leave a well-worn and sickeningly cute teddy-bear where it can be easily seen by staff and students. Ensure it has a tag, written in a child's hand, stating that he 'belongs to Severus' and is called 'Steve'. (I changed the teddy bear's name to Steve! All I have to do is figure out is how to make it explode...)

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Panic every time he picks up his spoon. And I mean, every time.

When he leans in to inspect your potion, smack his forehead, and run screaming "TAG!" at the top of your lungs

Trip him in the halls.

Give him a disgustingly cute teddy bear, and every time he throws it on the floor it says "Hi! Im cuddles, your special friend" in a cute voice.

Smile at him. All the time. And ignore his glares.

When he is sleeping sneak into his courters and draw a lighting mark on his forehead in magic marker

Steal his Teddy Bear. Tell him you'll give him back if he screams that he is in love with McGonagall. When he does, tell him you already destroyed it.

Put a note on his desk that says," Remember that night in 1972, Sev?"

Yell that his robes are on fire. Laugh when he panics. Then run when he finds out it was a prank

Hug him. Tell him Dumbledore told you to do it.

Poke him. All the time. saying : pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke" until he goes mad

When he is making a potion, sneak up behind him and yell: BOO!

If your brave call him Severus

If your stupid call him Sev

If you have a death wish call him Ickle little Sevy-kins

Give hints that McGonagall likes him

Give hints that Hermione likes him

Give hints that Malfoy is his number one fan.

Say what's up doc and nibble on a carrot when you walk in potions

Set a crazy chicken loose in his office.

Show all the 'Severus Snape fan girls' his address

Name your quill Severus. Talk to it. (But if it talks back, go to Madam Pomfrey for you might have brain damage)

Eat cake in class. Ask him if he wants to lick the plate.

Turn his hair blonde and make it gelled back. Claim that he is Carlisle Cullen

Make him sing the Barney I love you song.

Turn him into a girl, in fifth year, and is in Griffindor. Make he, I mean she is Hot.

Turn him into a seventeen year old.

Duck tape him to a chair, and make him watch Harry Potter pals

Tackle him. Claim that he was holding a bomb. Then walk away like nothing happened

Tell Peeves to spread around that he is really Harry's father.

Give him a Happy potion, and watch the chaos begin

Make him wear a small red dress. Take pictures

Glue him to a pole


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