I think I might be crazy Repost

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

by: Fuffels
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.
total: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
total: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x]You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
total: 10

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
total: 13

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
total: 17

[] You have posted spam because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (all the time)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (like 20000 times)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I have a really boring ceiling, but, you know...)
total: 21

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
total: 24

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your title "I Am _ Insane."

I am 72% insane!!!!


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