I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD! :D
So this is where all of my rants are gonna be, about what's wrong with the world. Yeah, I just don't like the world. At all.
Not even a little bit.
A LOT of this will be very feminist. But girls are Grade-A biitches, so I'mma be giving out about them, too.
Chapter 3
BLAH.
This business of "oh, please don't send me quiz invites, they clog up my inbox!"
WELL, FVCK YOU, TOO!
Why the FVCK should I be friends with you if you don't talk to me and you don't read my stuff?
WHAT IS THE POINT?!
If it's that you just want a lot of friends, then I will delete you because that way you won't have as many friends, and I hate you people who just want loads of friends.
Like, what's the point in going, "yeah, okay, I'll be friends with you!" if you don't want me to send you stuff?!
IF IT IRRITATES YOU THAT MUCH, CHANGE THE GODDAM SETTINGS.
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
YOU WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO MAKE A PROFILE, YOU'RE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO CHANGE SOME SETTINGS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
CLICK A FEW GODDAM BUTTONS.
I KNOW YOU'E AN IDIOT, BUT A FREAKING GOLDFISH COULD ACCOMPLISH THAT TASK IF IT HAD HANDS.
Jesus Christ, people are stupid. No logic whatsoever.
Like, I know that you don't have time to read all your messages. I get that. I myself delete a good lot of them.
But I don't. Motherfvcking. Tell. People. To stop. Sending. Me. Shiit.
You're repressing people's creative side and all that shiit, idk.
Just don't do it.
Kay?
You're such goddam freaking paperclips...
~Jenni xxx
WELL, FVCK YOU, TOO!
Why the FVCK should I be friends with you if you don't talk to me and you don't read my stuff?
WHAT IS THE POINT?!
If it's that you just want a lot of friends, then I will delete you because that way you won't have as many friends, and I hate you people who just want loads of friends.
Like, what's the point in going, "yeah, okay, I'll be friends with you!" if you don't want me to send you stuff?!
IF IT IRRITATES YOU THAT MUCH, CHANGE THE GODDAM SETTINGS.
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
YOU WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO MAKE A PROFILE, YOU'RE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO CHANGE SOME SETTINGS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
CLICK A FEW GODDAM BUTTONS.
I KNOW YOU'E AN IDIOT, BUT A FREAKING GOLDFISH COULD ACCOMPLISH THAT TASK IF IT HAD HANDS.
Jesus Christ, people are stupid. No logic whatsoever.
Like, I know that you don't have time to read all your messages. I get that. I myself delete a good lot of them.
But I don't. Motherfvcking. Tell. People. To stop. Sending. Me. Shiit.
You're repressing people's creative side and all that shiit, idk.
Just don't do it.
Kay?
You're such goddam freaking paperclips...
~Jenni xxx
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Really?!
I should make a rant story to.
Yes, really. c:
You should, it's a good way to expel negative emotions. ^-^
Yessss so true but omg I couldn't breathe at the sandwich part XD
The bit about "girls that dress like sluts OBVIOUSLY deserve to get r^ped" reminds me of this advert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGnGPAZcsqE
Omg ikr I saw that on Tumblr it's my favourite ad ever
It's a bossss of an advert
... I love you so much right now. (Hell yeah: lots of homo!! I love you for this!!).
Speaking of 'homo'. What makes me so mad is when guys are like: Ahahaha no homo, man. It's like: no. Just no. You tell your bud you love him?? Cool. How come girls can say I love you to her friends, but a guy can't because it's considered unmanly?????? I dunno, man. Just pisses me off. A lot.
Anyway... Love your rants. Keep up the good... Rants. I guess. :)
And also, homo means man or human. They're saying "Hey I love you but no human." we aRE LITERALLY ALL HOMO
Is this the place where all you anger is dumped into?
Yes, yes it is.
You are so right! What about this: Girls who never had a boyfriend or who have never kissed. OMG she never kissed? OMG you're kidding! Wow, what a loser! I bet she doesn't even know what a boyfriend is! Like OMG! Right? Wrong. Yeah, no. F--k you. I'm just waiting for the right guy, jerk. It's not up to you to judge others. Heck it's nobody's job to judge people. So go f--k yourself b-tch.
Can you just marry me right now please?
That sounds fun, will there be cake?
There will always be cake. ♥
True dat!
Btw if a guy likes someone who doesn't like them back, at least here, we are creeps:-/
I hate that:-/ especially since all the girls I ever like don't like me backXD
Ha... You write good rants:-p
Is that so? Well then I have a topic for my next rant. (◕‿◕✿)
Why thank you. c:
I love psychology omg I wanna major in it
Jenni, I couldn't agree with chapter 6 any more than I already do! This entire story is so true! I love your opinions! I'm looking forward to the next chapter! :D
I've almost hit my breaking point with drama.