I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD! :D
So this is where all of my rants are gonna be, about what's wrong with the world. Yeah, I just don't like the world. At all.
Not even a little bit.
A LOT of this will be very feminist. But girls are Grade-A biitches, so I'mma be giving out about them, too.
Chapter 1
BLAH.
Okay, first up. Fvcking periods.
I'm not gonna go on one of the usual rants, like "oh why do girls have to have periods, if guys had them they couldn't cope" and so on and so forth.
Nah, I wanna know; WHY ARE PERIODS THIS BIG FVCKING SECRET?
Everyone knows about periods. Everyone knows why they happen. Everyone knows that they fvcking exist. USE THE FVCKING WORD.
Like, if a girl's being more of a biitch than usual, then she knows she's on her period, and you know she's on her period, BUT EVERYONE JUST DOESN'T SAY A FVCKING WORD ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT A SECRET. IT'S FVCKING NATURE.
And then if you outright say it, there will be some whore standing nearby who'll be all gasps and giggles and all like "lol she jst sd shes on hr period, lol wht a slut;" NO. FVCK YOU. NO. JUST NO.
Every girl fvcking has them. Everyone knows that. JUST FVCKING SAY IT.
SAYING THAT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIITCH CAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WHORE OR A SLUT. HOW THE FVCK WOULD THAT MAKE ANY SENSE.
I just- UGH. People are stupid.
And another thing; GIRLS WEAR BRAS. GET OVER IT.
I mean like, when you're out with your friends or whatever and they're all like "Ooooh, watch it, your bra strap is showing!"
Yes, because I wouldn't want anyone to know I'm wearing a bra, would I?
Would it really not be more disturbing if I wasn't?
People just irritate me. Oh my Jesus fvck. I can't cope with other members of the human race sometimes.
I just don't see the point in acting like all of this is some big secret which we must not let the male population know about, ever. THEY ALREADY FVCKING KNOW.
EVERYONE. FVCKING. KNOWS.
So yeah. I'm weird about things like that. Or maybe you're all weird and I'm just normal, idk :P
~Jenni xxx
I'm not gonna go on one of the usual rants, like "oh why do girls have to have periods, if guys had them they couldn't cope" and so on and so forth.
Nah, I wanna know; WHY ARE PERIODS THIS BIG FVCKING SECRET?
Everyone knows about periods. Everyone knows why they happen. Everyone knows that they fvcking exist. USE THE FVCKING WORD.
Like, if a girl's being more of a biitch than usual, then she knows she's on her period, and you know she's on her period, BUT EVERYONE JUST DOESN'T SAY A FVCKING WORD ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT A SECRET. IT'S FVCKING NATURE.
And then if you outright say it, there will be some whore standing nearby who'll be all gasps and giggles and all like "lol she jst sd shes on hr period, lol wht a slut;" NO. FVCK YOU. NO. JUST NO.
Every girl fvcking has them. Everyone knows that. JUST FVCKING SAY IT.
SAYING THAT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIITCH CAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WHORE OR A SLUT. HOW THE FVCK WOULD THAT MAKE ANY SENSE.
I just- UGH. People are stupid.
And another thing; GIRLS WEAR BRAS. GET OVER IT.
I mean like, when you're out with your friends or whatever and they're all like "Ooooh, watch it, your bra strap is showing!"
Yes, because I wouldn't want anyone to know I'm wearing a bra, would I?
Would it really not be more disturbing if I wasn't?
People just irritate me. Oh my Jesus fvck. I can't cope with other members of the human race sometimes.
I just don't see the point in acting like all of this is some big secret which we must not let the male population know about, ever. THEY ALREADY FVCKING KNOW.
EVERYONE. FVCKING. KNOWS.
So yeah. I'm weird about things like that. Or maybe you're all weird and I'm just normal, idk :P
~Jenni xxx
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I WANT A UTERUS!!! D:
TOUGH!
I agree so much and I laughed so hard.
Yay! This is what happens when I get angry and I have no one to shout at/slap/throw into cake.
I agree. I hate my periods but talk about them freely
Lol JK I'm a guy.
But I have man periods.
You have manly periods.
True, true....
"I know you're an idiot, but a freaking goldfish could accomplish that task if it had hands." xD
This is actually the most amazing thing ever.
Cheers.
@Blobfish_Is_My_Date I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THAT!!!!! :'( I feel like such a little kid compared to everybody! I get made fun of for it! I'm always the last one to develop! :'(
I totally agree with the first one!
Brother: points to my shoulder
Me: What? I try to play dumb
Seriously, get over it!
BUSWANKERS!!!!!!! :D
I really want to start my period. I'm already 13 and I haven't started!!! Does anyone know how I feel???!?!?! I'm always the last girl to develop and I always get made fun of for it!!!! My best friend just started hers, and she's totally changed her perspective!! She's always asking me, "why do you want it so badly?" And I never really say this out loud to her, but I'm all like, "You should know why I want to start. You used to be in my place, so shut the fvck up." I'm sick of being left out!!!!
No, trust me, you don't want your period, it's the most irritating thing ever. :O
I agree, you DO NOT want it. Cramps, headaches, tiring easily, ruined panties... the list goes on and on...
Hey, I'd just like to state that depression isn't necessarily genetic.
Depression can be develop because enviromental reasons.
Thanks for reading.
Very valid point. :) But it running in my family does make it more likely for me to suffer from it. :)
*Depression can be developed because of enviromental reasons.
Sorry, I just had to correct my own sentence. :S