Chapter 1

Chapter One: The Internet Part 1

by: _Dove_
Me: Has Social Issues

Teachers: You're being irrational. Get off the internet for two seconds and realize that.

People at School: You're ridiculous. Stop going on your computer so much and
maybe you'll be healthier.

Parents: It's all the internet's fault. It's the root of all evil.

Society: See everyone? The internet is destroying our children.

Internet: You had an anxiety attack today? OMFG ARE YOU OKAY??!!! DO YOU WANT A COOKIE??!! Or would you rather be left alone? How can I help you!??? I WISH I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

Everyone: See, the internet is evil.

Everyone: Now stop with all of your problems or we'll punish you.

Me: ...


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