Crazytown

An original story....

The main character's name is Valerie.

Chapter 4

More Chest Hair & A Lil' Bit of Preparation

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Sunday evening rolls in on wave of tantalizing aroma. Yet another pizza, deep-dish taco, tomatoless and steaming.

Gosh golly, at this rate, I'm going to become a pizza! But I guess it's nice to try new things.

I wonder if I'd be sausage or chicken teriyaki.

I yank the front door open with a flourish and my eyes catch sight of some marvelous... chest hair?!

It's PizzaMan. This time I notice an impressive bread and a meticulous mustache.

I stare at him, considering. "You could become a superhero. I bet it pays better, and you definitely look th--" My mom cuts me off and hands him a twenty, giving me a look like I'm the weird one. The woman collects dead insects, yet my professional insights to this man are odd?!

Parents these days. Maybe they'll learn. They're smart people.

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My room is relatively unpacked and my bed looks ready for a cuddle. It's new, but I can tell we'll be friends.

Surveying the masses of knickknacks from the trips my parents go on, heaps of silk scarves and shelves of figurines, I think about tomorrow. I like having a plan before the first day. It reduces my stress. So, I shave, welding my razor with a strong hand, then lotioning it up.

I pick out some clothes, nothing too fancy, nothing too casual. Enough to make me blend, not fade.

I was going to make sure I didn't stick out too much.

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*Author's note: Stick around for next time, an episode in which Valerie attends school, and things, get this, happen.

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