I Am 132% Mentally Ill

I'm so messed up. No joke.

Chapter 1

Chapter Titles Are Stooopid

[x]You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [x] The word "um" is used frequently
[x] You don’t know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 33

GRAND TOTAL: 33

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. and re-post as: I am _% Mentally Ill

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