The Teenage Dictionary

Have you ever heard a phrase from a teenager and raised an eyebrow at it or simply didn't believe it? Either you're seeing a teenager's way of covering up the truth or you're seeing a teenager trying to be/do something. This dictionary will show you what teenagers are actually trying to say/do.

Yes, this might be a little offensive, but this is only for fun :P I'm actually making fun of some stuff that I do. :D

Chapter 1

             

(Read introduction.)

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Phrase: U KNOW WHAT U F^GG^T U CAN JUST GO THE F^CK HOME AND F^CK URSELF NO ONE CARES ABOUT U GET A LIFE U C^CKSUCKING PIECE OF SH^T

Definition A: This teenager thinks it's "cool" to use every swear word they know and not spell all the words correctly.

Definition B: TROLOLOLOLOL.

Tip: The stupidity of this teenager may rub off on you. Remain silent and cautiously click the 'X' button on your computer.
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Phrase: I could look up that music video you want me to watch, but I'm just too lazy, LOL.

Definition: This is a teenager's way of saying they don't want to look up whatever you want them to look up. Instead, they cover it up by saying they're lazy.
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Phrase: DUDE, I'M SO HIGH [and/or drunk] RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!! XDDD

Definition A: This is a teenager's way of trying to be "cool."

Definition B: They have mistaken "laughing" and "sleep deprivation" for being high and/or drunk, even though they've never been high or drunk.
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Phrase: We11 ! w@$ ju$+ 0u+$!d3 @nd $@w you. !$n'+ +h@t ju$+ m@g!c@1?

Translation of phrase: "Well I was just outside and saw you. Isn't that just magical?"

Definition A: Another teenager's way of trying to be "cool."

Definition B: TROLOLOLOLOL.

Definition C: They're a loser that has nothing to do with their life, so they take ten minutes to type a phrase as pathetic as the example shown above.

Definition D: I think...I think it might be trying to communicate with you...
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Phrase: I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! WHAT IS AIR???? XDDDDD

Definition A: They have found something funny and they exaggerate their phrases and say that they can't breathe, when in reality it's something called, "laughing." According to this person, when you are laughing really hard, you somehow forget what air is.

Definition B: This person is dumb and has no idea what air is.

Definition C: They actually might not be able to breathe and have forgotten what air is. No seriously, they could be dying in front of their computer screen and you won't even know it. But with technology these days, they could be looking at their phone, iPod, iPad, etc. As Grandpa Joe use to say, kids have it good nowadays. Unfortunately he passed away a couple months ago...from laughing so hard that he forgot what air is.
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Phrase: Omg...have my babies, PLEASE!!!

Definition A: This teenage girl would like to perform something called "s^xual reproduction"...but that's another story.

Definition B: They genuinely want babies at their age...but seriously? Does she even know the responsibilities of being a mom? She will need to drop out of school to raise her child. And what if the father leaves her? If her parents are gone and she has no siblings, she's on her own! Sure there's aunts, uncles, and cousins, but they will only look after the kid! What can they do? If she had grandparents, that would work out, since grandparents have money. But, all of her grandparents are dead! That's right girl, you just had to send Grandpa Joe that video of Justin Bieber trying to sing, huh? HUH?
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Well, if you want me to make more, I'm up for it. :P I figure that this is either really stupid, or people will actually enjoy it. Comment with your thoughts and tell me if you want more. :3

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