Backup Boy

I don't care who's in your pants,
Only one more of my stupid rants,
I don't even care why you're on your knees,
There's so much more that the eye can't see.
Is he stronger than me, is he 6'4,
Or was I just a whore?
I don't care if the guys a macho man,
I don't really give a shît, if his name is Dan.
I will be your backup boy,
Nothing more than a human toy.