List 14 of Your Favorite Characters - Fanfiction Game

So, I was on fanfiction.com reading some people's profiles, and I noticed that many people had posted this game on their page. I decided to do the same thing here. To play the game, you list 14 of your favorite characters, then answer the questions using the corresponding numbers.
I had lots of fun doing this and I would love to hear what you think!
WARNING: The following contains adult humor. Read at your own risk

Chapter 1

Fanfiction Game

1) Elrohir
2) Legolas
3) Elladan
4) Aragorn
5) Pippin
6) Gandalf
7) Glorfindel
8) Merry
9) Gimli
10) Theoden
11) Frodo
12) Boromir
13) Gollum
14) Sam

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
A Gandalf/Frodo fanfic? No, I have not actually seen any of those. Does anyone even ship them?
2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think Aragorn is extremely hot.
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Boromir got Merry pregnant... Eeeeew. That just took me to a very frightening mental place.
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, there are quite a few fics about Gimli.
5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No. No. Legolas and Gandalf...just no.
6) Six/Nine or six/Ten?
Gandalf/Gimli or Gandalf/Theoden...uh... Gandalf/Theoden I guess, as disgusting as that is.
7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve participating in certain...activities (you know what I'm talking about)?
If Glorfindel walked in on Legolas and Boromir doing that, I think he might faint in shock and disgust. Then when he woke up, he would run screaming and go mentally insane. 
8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Uuhhhh... Elladan and Theoden? Okay... Walking at Pelennor Fields after the battle, Elladan was shocked to find Theoden dying. The two confess some things to each other that should have been addressed long before...
9)Is there any such thing as a thirteen/Eight fluff?
No. There is no such thing as Gollum/Merry fluff and never should be.
10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Glorfindel/Boromir hurt/comfort. Okay... The Way You Helped, I suppose?
11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four/ one?
If I wanted Aragorn/ Elrohir. Umm... I suppose I would start off where Aragorn is 20-ish years old and Elrond finally tells him about his parents and heritage. Aragorn, upset, goes fuming into his room, and Elrohir goes to comfort him. They end up talking. As the conversation progresses, the topic somehow turns to romances. They both say that they have never been in love, and then...stuff happens. Then, just to make things extremely awkward, Elrond walks in. (Actually, I kind of want to write that now. evil grin)
12) Is 5 hot?
I find Pippin very attractive. I don't know about anyone else, but I always have. These movies/books are just filled with hot guys...drool
13) What would happen if 6 and 7 started going out?
If Gandalf and Glorfindel...started...no. It would never, ever happen. I'm sorry, but that's just gross.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
First of all what friends list? (JK!) Anyways, Legolas/Aragorn/Pippin. Um. I kind of wonder how Pippin got into that. Did Aragorn and Legolas just "borrow" the poor little hobbit for certain activities clears throat awkwardly or did Pippin initiate all of that? Hmm. Devious little hobbitses.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of passion?
What might Theoden.... I would really rather not think about that.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song-fic about Merry... I honestly have no idea.
17)If you wrote a One/Six/ Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Elrohir/Gandalf/Boromir!?! What? No. But if I did write one, the warning would be "Warning: this involves two hot guys and a dirty wizard. And I mean dirty in every sense of the word."
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
A pick up line for Theoden to use on Legolas? Um... 
Theoden: Hey Legolas!
Legolas: Yeah?
Theoden: Just how skilled are you with that bow of yours?
Legolas: .......Aragorn!
19) How might Eleven describe relationship between two/eight
Frodo describe a relationship between Legolas and Merry. I have no idea whatsoever.
20) How emo is Seven?
Glorfindel is not emo at all!
21) What would happen if three got four pregnant? 
If Elladan got Aragorn pregnant, I think Arwen would kill her brother.
22) Do you recall any fics about 14? 
Yes, there are hundreds of fics that involve Sam.
23) Would two and eleven make a good couple? 
Would Legolas and Frodo make a good couple? Uh, I don't think so. First of all, size difference, second of all, age difference, third of all... How would that even happen? I mean, I've seen Frodo/Legolas fics before but I just don't think the two go together.
24) Five/eight or five/ten? 
Pippin/Merry or Pippin/Theoden? Pippin/Merry all the way.
25) What would happen if one walked in on five and six having a heart-to-heart chat?
If Elrohir walked in on Pippin and Gandalf having a heart-to-heart, I don't think he would be that surprised. After all, he has heard that Gandalf is a pervy hobbit-fancier and he knew that Pippin was cheating on him anyways.
26) Is there such thing as one/eight fluff?
Elrohir/Merry fluff. No.
27) Suggest a title for a seven/fourteen hurt/comfort fic.
A Glorfindel/Sam hurt/comfort fic? Thank You, I guess.
28) If you wrote a one/two/seven fic, what would the warning be?
An Elrohir/Legolas/Glorfindel fic? "Warning: Extremely hot elves go at it. If you are prone to jealousy, do not read."
29) What would be a good pick-up line for thirteen to use on fourteen?
For Gollum to use on Sam.
Gollum: Hey, Sam!
Sam: What!
Gollum: So...how big are your taters?
Sam: screams
30) When was the last time you read a three fanfic?
An Elladan fanfic. Uh, a month ago maybe?
31) How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
Glorfindel/Merry. No. That would just be...no.
32) What would you do if Three walked into your room only wearing red ribbons?
If Elladan walked into my room wearing only red ribbons, I would laugh at him, then....well, at least in my thoughts, Elladan is not a bad-looking elf...
33) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a one-night thing with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 14. 
Elrohir and Glorfindel are in a happy relationship (okay...) until Gimli runs off with Glorfindel(eew.)  Elrohir, brokenhearted, has a one-night thing with Frodo (NO) and a brief unhappy affair with Boromir (weird), then follows the wise advice of Pippin (wise advice of Pippin!?!?) and finds true love with Sam (gross.) 
34) How would 9 react if 13 died?
If Gollum died, I don't think Gimli would have a problem with it. 
35) Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
Elrohir/Gandalf or Legolas/Aragorn? Definitely Legolas/Aragorn.
36) For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
About Glorfindel and Boromir. Uh, hurt/comfort, I think.
37) Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Elrohir kill Legolas or Gimli kill Pippin... Probably Gimli kill Pippin. He might get annoyed with him one day, and then just makes throat-cutting motion . Or maybe Elrohir would kill Legolas for cheating on him with Aragorn...
38) Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
Gandalf or Gimli. That is a choice I should never have to make. 
39) Do you find 2 attractive?
Yes, I think Legolas is attractive.
40) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?
If Glorfindel walked in on Legolas and Merry kissing, he would wonder why it was always himself walking in on people, and then wonder why it was always Legolas and someone else he walked in on. (Legolas, you player!)
41) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 1 runs off with 9. After 9 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset, as he was secretly in love with 2, and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. 4  finds 14, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Elrohir and Merry are in a happy relationship (nope) until Elrohir runs off with Gimli (nasty). After Gimli dumps Elrohir for Legolas (still nasty), Gandalf gets upset, as he was secretly in love with Legolas (NO), and retaliates by dating Boromir(eeeew). Alone and broken-hearted, Elrohir travels in search of a friend (poor Elrohir). Finally, Elrohir meets Aragorn and Glorfindel (yay!). Aragorn finds Sam (ew), Glorfindel gets Frodo(ew again), but now Elrohir is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Gandalf and Boromir! (why is everyone so mean to Elrohir?! What did he ever do to you?)
42) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Glorfindel discovered Elladan and Merry in a relationship, he would be quite confused and slightly disturbed.
43) 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Elrohir has a relationship with Gandalf (eew), but secretly wants Legolas (okay...).  Gandalf knows this, and breaks up with Elrohir to go peruse Elladan (gross), who's with Frodo (also gross). Frodo is also with Theoden (EEW), however, who's cheating on Frodo with Merry (poor Merry). Merry finds out, and cheats with Glorfindel (why?), who is, in turn, cheating on Aragorn (alright...). Elrohir pursues Legolas (okay), who just broke up with  Pippin (good!) , who's now after Gimli (NO). Elrohir gives up on this (poor Elrohir), and ends up with Boromir (alright), while Gandalf finally ends up with Elladan (nastiness). (WHY IS EVERYONE CHEATING!?!!?!)
44) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Pippin would most likely be arrested for food theft or driving under the influence of ale and/ or pipeweed.
45) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Would I feel safer with Glorfindel or Merry? Definitely Glorfindel. No offense Merry, I still love you too.

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