Best Sherlock Quotes!

Yes, it's the BBC version. That's my personal favorite, and if you haven't watched them, I highly recommend them. And SEASON THREE!!!!!! AHHHHH

Ahem. Anyway, for now my list is very incomplete. I will do my best to get the others up too, but for now, just bask in the awesomeness. X)

Chapter 1

Epic Quotes - S1 E1 A Study In Pink

The name's Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221b Baker Street.

You're a doctor. Army doctor.
Any good?
Very good.
Seen a lot of injuries then. Violent deaths.
Of course. Yes...enough for a lifetime. Far too much.
Want to see some more?
Oh God, yes.

Possible suicides? Four of them? There's no point sitting at home when there's finally something fun going on!
Look at you, all happy. It's not decent!
Who cares about decent? The game, Mrs. Hudson, is on!

Shut up.
...I didn't say anything!-
You were thinking. It's annoying.

Fun? There's a woman lying dead!
...Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go a bit deeper.

We've got ourselves a serial killer! Love those, there's always something to look forward to.

Baker Street. Come at once if convenient. -SH
If inconvenient come anyway. -SH
Could be dangerous. -SH

You have an intermittent tremor in your left hand. Your therapist thinks it's post-traumatic stress disorder. She thinks you're haunted by memories of your military service -
Who are you? ...How do you know that?
Fire her. She's got it the wrong way around. You're under stress right now and your hand is perfectly steady. You're not haunted by the war, Dr. miss it. Welcome back.

Look at you lot, you're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

Is that three patches?
It's a three-patch problem.

Met a friend of yours.
Well, an enemy.
Oh. Which one?
Your archenemy, according to him. Do people have archenemies?
Did he offer you money to spy on me?
Did you take it?
Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it over next time.
Who is he?
The most dangerous man you'll ever meet and not my problem right now.

Why didn't I think of that?
Because you're an idiot. ...Oh don't be like that, practically everyone is.

So why are you talking to me?
Mrs. Hudson took my skull!
So I'm basically filling in for your skull.
Relax, you're doing fine.

I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. DO your research.

Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

I didn't kill those four people, Mr. Holmes. I spoke to 'em, and they killed themselves. If you get the coppers now I can promise you one thing - I will never tell you what I said.
No one else will die, though, and I believe they call that a result.
But you won't ever understand how those people died. What kind of result do you care about?

One thing about bein' a cabbie, you always know a nice quiet spot for a murder. I'm surprised more of us don't branch out.

Either way, you're wasted as a cabbie.

The bullet they just dug out of the wall is from a handgun. A kill shot over that distance, from that kind of a weapon, that's a crack shot you're looking for but not just a marksman, a fighter. His hands couldn't have shaken at all so clearly he's acclimatized to violence. He didn't fire until I was in immediate danger though, so strong moral principle. You're looking for a man probably with a history of military service and...nerves of steel.... Actually, do you know what, ignore me.

Oh, what now?! I'm in shock, look, I've got a blanket!

Good shot.
...Yes, must've been, through that window.
You would know.

But, he wasn't a very nice man.
No. No, he wasn't, was he.
Yes, and quite frankly a bloody awful cabbie.
That's true, he was a bad cabbie. You should have seen the route he took us to get here.
Stop, we can't giggle. It's a crime scene! Stop it!

Good evening, Mycroft. Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does to the traffic.

Mm. I can always predict the fortune cookies.
No you can't.
Almost can. You did get shot though.
In Afghanistan. There was an actual wound.
Oh. Yeah, shoulder.
Shoulder! I thought so.
No you didn't.
The left one.
Lucky guess.
I never guess.
Yes you do.

What are you so happy about?
...What's Moriarty?
Absolutely no idea.

Interesting, that soldier fellow. He could be the making of my brother. Or make him worse than ever. Either way we'd better upgrade their surveillance status. Grade 3. Active.
Sorry sir, who's status?
Sherlock Holmes...and Dr. Watson.

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