50 things people have said about me/to me :)

Chapter 1


First of all, I'm sorry guys, I corrected some of your mistakes, so please don't mind it, and I also took away the smiley faces. Oh, and second of all, I wont say who said what, just in case some of you don't want anyone to know. Oh, and these are things people said online, and offline.

We shall start with the good! :D

1. You make me laugh, you make me cry, you make me poop my pants! And that's a good thing!

2. Esther, I don't know how you do it, but you manage to make me smile every day, I love you!

3. If there were more Esther's, the world would be a better place.

4. You say the sweetest things, you just made my day! I wish I could be more like you, always happy, always nice.

5. You have the most beautiful eyes in the world, you know that, right?

6. ESTHER!!! I need help!! You're my best and only friend, so I came to you, I know only you can make these tears stop! Please?

7. You're the most beautiful girl in the world, so stop lying and saying you aren't!

8. You're perfect girl, never change.

9. I promise you, if you died, I'd be broken... I swear, if anything ever happens to you Esther, I'm gonna make sure whoever hurt you will be in hell.

10. You look pretty all the time, how do you do it? I'm so jealous!

11. Braces are so ugly, but they suit you, really.

12. You rock, I'm your biggest fan!!!

13. How can people hate on you? I mean really? It's impossible, you're just too perfect.

14. Wow, I never noticed how pretty your eyes were until today, can we trade?

15. I'm going to go die now, I'll be in hell. Esther, you're perfect, I love you.

16. If I were allowed to marry you, I would.

17. You're the only person who understands me... Really, you're my shoulder to cry on, you help me through everything, I don't know how you do it, but I love you for it.

18. You're a retard!!! I LOVE RETARDS!! Lets be retarded together, we could rule the world!

19. I hate everything about my life, except that you're my friend.

20. Just smile, keep your head up high, you're beautiful, you're confident, you're Esther!


22. You should marry me... (Please don't be creeped out...)

23. I honestly can't stop laughing, Esther, you're so funny! How do you do it?

24. Quit putting yourself down! I HATE IT! You're perfect, now shut up and accept it.

25. Quit complaining about your looks, you're lucky, me, not so much... Just don't take it for granted.

Now some of the bad ones... :/

26. Go to hell, you bleep!

27. You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. (Just saying...)

28. You're really creepy, what's wrong with your eyes? They're like glowing or something...

29. I hate you, and everything about you darling.

30. It's an ugly night, I'm looking for something fun to do, who cares baby? I think I wanna poop on you. (I do, oh bleep how I do.)

31. You have no right, NO RIGHT to go around pointing fingers when you know you're not perfect! I don't care what other people tell you, you're awful, and it's the truth!

32. Do you rent your teeth? Because they look like they could do my yard work just fine.

33. You.. you... UGLY BRACE FACE!

32. You sing off key, and you make the the weirdest faces... Just go poop and eat it.

33. You're a bleep bleep, and I hate you! GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE WHERE YOU BELONG.

34. Uh, you look like a skeleton, and you creep me out...

35. Hey, where'd you get the wig from? The dump? You're better off just to take it off, I think baldness would suite you better! Haha!

36. I'm about to kill myself, and once again, it's all your fault... Happy now, bleep?

37. I admit, you're pretty... PRETTY STUPID!

38. Don't you dare ever roll your eyes at me you bleep! You want me to tell your mother what you've been up to?

39. My eyes hurt... get away... you're just too ugly...

40. Suck it up, and stop whining, no one wants to listen to it, we all just wish you a happy eternity in hell.

41. And you think you're so sweet because you "pretend" to care about me? Well, this is what I think, I think you're just a stupid faker, just like all the others, so go die in a hole why don't you.

42. Lol, can you be my toilet? Because I want to poop on your face.

43. You look like a pancake.

45. You'll never make it in this world, trust me, I of all people would know... So here's some advice, give up now, no one wants you here anyway.

46. I hate you, you're such an attention seeking bleep! Why must you be so popular?

47. You're the devil, I'm sure of it.

48. Lol, please go on torturing me with your face, I rather enjoy it.


50. You make me sick.


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