I don't know what's funnier. These puns. Or the fact that they were sent to me by my elderly Grandmother.
Southern Women......also forwarded to me by my Grandma. Dang Grandma.......
TWO BLONDS WERE SIPPING THEIR STARBUCKS WHEN A TRUCK WENT PAST LOADED UP WITH ROLLS OF SOD.
â€œIâ€™M GOING TO DO THAT WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY,â€
ANNOUNCED BLOND #1.
â€œDO WHAT?â€ ASKED BLOND # 2.
â€œSEND MY LAWN OUT TO BE MOWED.â€
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fah-evah !
A true Southerner knows you donâ€™t scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say â€œBless her sweet little heartâ€ and go your own way.
Southerner know their summer weather report:
Southerners know everybodyâ€™s first name:
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans etc., make up a â€œmess.â€
In the South, â€œyâ€™allâ€ is singular, â€œall yâ€™ allâ€ is plural.