Funny Punographics

I don't know what's funnier. These puns. Or the fact that they were sent to me by my elderly Grandmother.

Chapter 3

Southern Women......also forwarded to me by my Grandma. Dang Grandma.......



TWO BLONDS WERE SIPPING THEIR STARBUCKS WHEN A TRUCK WENT PAST LOADED UP WITH ROLLS OF SOD.



“I’M GOING TO DO THAT WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY,”



ANNOUNCED BLOND #1.



“DO WHAT?” ASKED BLOND # 2.



“SEND MY LAWN OUT TO BE MOWED.”



Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fah-evah !



A true Southerner knows you don’t scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say “Bless her sweet little heart” and go your own way.



Southerner know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity



Southerners know everybody’s first name:

Honey

Darlin’

Shugah



Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans etc., make up a “mess.”



In the South, “y’all” is singular, “all y’ all” is plural.





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