A comedy story
Bob and his wife and two kids were sitting at the table one night. "Guess what honey? Were getting a divorce!" bob told his wife happily. Bobs wife stared at him and got out her planner "Hmm...I could do two years from now.." She said. Bob took out HIS planner. "No. How about 50 years from now?" Bobs wife thought about it. "Sure!" she said. The two kids got up on the table and started doing the chicken dance while bob was singing. "Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony..."bob sang. 50 years later bob was dead. .. THE END!