I'm 34% Innocent

i don't know i got bored

Chapter 1

okay

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as " _% innocent"

1. Smoked: No
2. Drank alcohol: Yes
3. Cried when someone died: Yes
4. Been drunk: Yes
5. Had s^x: Yes
6. Been to a concert: Yes
7. Gotten/given a ha6d job: Yes
8. Been verbally/see^xually harrassed: Yes
9. Verbally/s)xully harassed somebody: No
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up: yes
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: Yes
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: Yes
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes
15. Been to prom: No
16. Cried at school: Yes
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: Yes
18. Went stre&king: NO
19. Given or received a la& dance: No
20. Had a guy/girl in your room: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

21. Had a guy/girl sleep over: Yes
22. Slept over at a guys/girls house: Yes
23. Kissed a stranger: Yes
24. Hugged a stranger: Yes
25. Went scuba diving: No
26. Driven a car: No
27. Gotten an x-ray: Yes
28. Hit by a car: No
29. Had a party: Yes
30. Done d&ugs: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

31. Played st^ip poker/darts/pool: No
32. Got paid to st^ip for someone: No
33. Run away from home: Yes
34. Broken a bone: No
35. Eaten sushi: Yes
36. Bought p^rn: No
37. Watched pUrn: Yes
38. Made poUn: Yes
39. Made beans: No
40. Been in love: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

41. French kissed: Yes
42. Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
44. Laughed yourself to sleep: Yes
45. Stabbed yourself: Yes
46. Shot a gun: Yes
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: Yes
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours: Yes
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: Yes
50. Watched an animal die: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR?: 69%

51. Watched a person die: No
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present: Yes
53. Pranked somebody: Yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital: No
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: Yes
56. Made spicy beans: No
57. Dressed punk: Yes
58. Dressed Goth: Yes
59. Dressed preppy: Yes
60. Been to a motocross race: No.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

61. Avoided somebody: Yes
62. Been stalked: Yes
63. Stalked someone: Yes
64. Met a celebrity: No
65. Played an instrument: Yes
66. Ridden a horse: Yes
67. Cut yourself: Yes
68. Bungee jumped: Yes
69: Ding dong ditched someone: Yes
70. Been to a wild party: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%

71. Been caught stealing something: Yes
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the b&lls: Yes
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: Yes
74. Gone out with your friend's crush: Yes
75. Got arrested: Yes
76. Been pregnant: No
77. Babysat: No
78. Been to another country: Yes
79. Started your house on fire: No
80. Had an encounter with a ghost: No

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients: No
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by: Yes
83. Cried over a member of the opposite s&x: Yes
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months: Yes
85. Sat on your butt all day: Yes
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: Yes
87. Had a job: Yes
88. Gotten cut from a sports team: No
89. Been called a w)ore: Yes
90. Danced like a wh^re: Yes

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity: No.
92. Been in a car accident: Yes
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes: Yes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair: Yes
95. RaJed somebody: No
96. Danced in the rain: Yes
97. Been rejected: Yes
98. Left a restaurant without paying: No
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: Yes
100. Been rJped: No

So I'm 34% innocent. Damn, I'm a wild child.

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