You Know You're a Grammar Nazi When....

I decided to have a little fun. Everyone who gets this story should post IN PROPER GRAMMAR ten ways to know you're a grammar nazi.

Chapter 8


by: TheToga
You know you're a Grammar Nazi when...

1] You and other Grammar Nazis joke about spelling and grammar mistakes.

2] You are COMPLETELY mortified that someone else had to point out a mistake in your writing.

3] You can count the number of grammar mistakes you've made in the last couple months.

4] You confront your professor for marking your correct grammar incorrectly.

5] You consult Bree about the capitalization of "Grammar Nazi" to make sure you aren't going to make a grammar error (unintentionally of course).

6] You have to use a search browser to find an article that helps you understand and respond to a friend's "textese."

7] You know the correct term for the phrases people use when they send "abbreviated" text messages [e.g. 2nite (See number 6)].

8] You use square brackets "[ ]" where parentheses belong "( )" in your rebellion against "The Man."

9] You prefer the Safari internet browser because it catches the rare grammar mistake you may make.

10] You are reported for bullying because you commented on someone's poor grammar.

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