Guess whos birthday it is???

No, its not my birthday... Just read below

Chapter 2

Tom Felton's 25th Birthday is Today!

If you don't know who Tom Felton is, then I strongly encourage you to look him up and watch the Harry Potter films, or leave. So now that we have that out of the way, ITS HIS 25TH BIRTHDAY!!! So this is my happy birthday note to him. Shall we sing happy birthday now? I think we shall:

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Tom,
Happy birthday to you!

Have an amazing birthday and now, i will write some awesome quotes:

"You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team. It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money — you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains."

Draco: Wait 'til my father hears about this! This is servant's stuff!
Harry: If I didn't know any better, Draco, I'd say you were scared.
Draco: I'm not scared, Potter!

Draco: Why so tense, Potter? My father and I have a bet, you see. See, I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last five!
Harry: I don't give a dam what your father thinks, Malfoy! He's vile and cruel, and you're just pathetic!

"The Inquisitorial Squad... A select group of students who are supportive of the Ministry of Magic, hand-picked by Professor Umbridge. Members of the Inquisitorial Squad do have the power to dock points... So, Granger, I’ll have five from you for being rude about our new headmistress...Macmillan, five for contradicting me... Five because I don’t like you, Potter... Weasley, your shirt's untucked, so I’ll have another five for that... Oh yeah, I forgot, you’re a Mudblood, Granger, so ten for that..."

Harry: Wow...look at that...he’s not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!
Draco: Don’t you dare talk to my mother like that, Potter!
Narcissa: It’s all right, Draco. I expect Potter will be reunited with dear Sirius before I am reunited with Lucius.

Dumbledore: Draco... years ago, I knew a boy, who made all the wrong choices... please, let me help you...
Draco: I don't want your help! Don't you understand? I have to do this! I have to kill you! Or he's gonna kill me…

"Who cares what you think? I don’t take your orders no more, Draco. You an’ your dad are finished." -Vincent Crabbe

Draco: STOP! The Dark Lord wants him alive —
Crabbe: So? I’m not killing him, am I? But if I can, I will, the Dark Lord wants him dead anyway, what’s the diff — ?
Draco: Don’t kill him! DON’T KILL HIM!

"...and that's twice we've saved your neck tonight, you two-faced basta rd!" -Ron Weasley

Draco: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry (as Goyle): Er...reading.
Draco: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Draco: You’re dead, Potter.
Harry: Funny, you’d think I’d have stopped walking around.
Draco: You’re going to pay. I’m going to make you pay for what you’ve done to my father...You can’t land my father in prison.
Harry: I thought I just had...well, at least everyone knows what a scumbag he is now...

Ron: Look who it is. So that’s little Scorpius. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you inherited your mother’s brains.
Hermione: Ron, for heaven’s sake. Don’t try to turn them against each other before they’ve even started school!
Ron: You’re right, sorry. Don’t get too friendly with him, though, Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pure-blood.

Draco: Good, aren’t they? But perhaps the Gryffindor team will be able to raise some gold and get new brooms, too. You could raffle off those Cleansweep 5’s, I expect a museum would bid for them.
Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
Draco: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!

"Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

Im too lazy now to find more so heres all for now! Although they aren't as funny as the Stiles quotes, they still say a lot about his character. Tom is awesome, and I hope he has a freakin awesome birthday!

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