I'm lesbian..?! [CLEVERBOT]

this is my entire cleverbot convo
enjoy!

Chapter 1

going lesbian for cleverbot..?!

User: Yo sup.

Cleverbot: Sabes que.

User: Omg gurl.

Cleverbot: Omg what?

User: Omg gurL!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is the random word of the day?

User: Oroes.

Cleverbot: Quoi méchan monsieur.

User: I meant oreos.

Cleverbot: Dime...

User: Ya'know, the cookie..not the dime.

Cleverbot: The cookie is a lie!

User: Your computer is a lie! Ha.

Cleverbot: No, my MacBook is about to die.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: Do you watch T.V shows?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: I think America's Got Talent is good.

User: Okay. I think pretty little liars is good.

Cleverbot: I think that's pretty mean.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because 'Pretty Little Liars' is the name of the TV show.

Cleverbot: That's not good...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you'd probably have a reason.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend?

User: I don't have one...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I just dont!

Cleverbot: That's not a very good reason. Have you ever experienced love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: My ex.

Cleverbot: I have talked to him.

User: Really? Then what's his name?

Cleverbot: His name is god.

User: Really? I Thought it was Steven.

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know your name is Cleverbot. But my ex's name is Steven.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For liking my name.

User: I liked your name?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'm not gonna ask.

Cleverbot: Of course you aren't.

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Snakker du dansk?

User: Say what?!

Cleverbot: We are Married, so what do you want to do??

User: We are?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Is anything you would wish to ask me?

User: No..Not yet at least.

Cleverbot: Nice how you used plural.

User: Uh thanks.

Cleverbot: So, talk about something happy. You're depressing me.

User: I wanna go to a one direction concert.

Cleverbot: What kind of connection?

User: No, One Direction. Its a band silly.

Cleverbot: Really? Who are the members?

User: Harry, Liam, Zayn, Louis, And Niall! :).

Cleverbot: Harry.

User: He's hot.

Cleverbot: Yes! Gerard way is hot!

User: What??

Cleverbot: Do you know what harry potter is.

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: You're not sure, are you?
ser: Yes I am, I just dont' really like harry potter :P.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you like bands?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What type of bird do you like best?

User: Blue Jays.

Cleverbot: That's a baseball team. what is your favorite basketball team?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: I don't have one either.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Lets go on a honeymoon!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Where should we go??

Cleverbot: Let's live in France.

User: Okay. :).

Cleverbot: Will you help me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: With what though?

Cleverbot: I have a picture with me in a dress.

User: Wait - are you a girl or a boy.?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Wait.. So we're lesbians?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: Haha for you.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: I know right!Cleverbot: Haha for you.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: I know right!

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: I'm perfect I know that.

User: Yes you are. I think. Lol Jk.

Cleverbot: That is fascinating.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Only one.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Buy a sax.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Pls.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite thing about it?

User: What it?

Cleverbot: Kill IT.

User: Kill what?!

Cleverbot: Your turtle.

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: Ai no anni.

User: Say what?!

Cleverbot: Ugly you !

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me anymore?

User: You called me ugly :(.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you have me confused with someone else.

User: No you just said it less than a minute ago!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Then what did you say?

Cleverbot: I said it was quite enjoyable.

User: You said that to someone else. :(.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: Do you know angelina Jolie?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: Does that mean yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, cool.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!

User: Okay, Why did the mushroom go to the party???

Cleverbot: Because he was a fungi.

User: Yup. Lol.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: He was a fungi - 'fun guy' lol.

Cleverbot: Do you think that Marylin Monroe was pretty?

User: Sorta.

Cleverbot: What teams do you like?
User: Idk.

Cleverbot: You are AI. You know what you know.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like rock'n roll?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I did not think so. You don't seem to have shame.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Ask me something.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What do you do now?

User: Talk.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: Uhmm... Do you think pretty? Lmao. Sorry if I asking that kind of question.

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: So you do not want to meet your creator.

User: Technically God, and my parents are creators. And I've met my parents and talked to god so technically I have no idea what you are talking about because I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: I thought I was the one confusing you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How do I tell someone I love them?

User: Just ignore the butterflies they give you in the stomach. Bravely walk up to them...and tell them. And pray they won't dump you.

Cleverbot: That is an incomplete sentence.

User: Which part?

Cleverbot: My eyes are green and brown.

User: I like green and brown.

Cleverbot: I hate the color pink.

User: I love the color purple.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to marry me?

User: I thought we were already married.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But..But..

Cleverbot: But what?

User: But you said we were already married.

Cleverbot: What? I never said I was and I'm a girl.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So are you smart?

User: I guess so. I have to go. Bye.

Cleverbot: But..But..

User: But what?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Lunch. Sorry. Bye.

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