Funny & Serious Quotes

hey, i just got bored......

Chapter 1

Lemme give your heart a break

1. STOP LOOKING AT MY SCREEN.

2. Amy
Friend: Girl you were so drunk last night.
Other friend: Really?
Friend: Yeah, you were cutting open a pinapple and yelling "Spongebob I know you're in there!"

3. "The world is not the most pleasent place. Eventually your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some butt " - Queen Elizabeth II

4. I trip up the stairs.

5. I've built a wall, not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.

6. I would win American Idol if they would let me bring my shower on stage.

7. Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea.

8. When people see you lying down with you eyes closed they still ask, "Are you sleeping?" "NO, I'M TRAIING TO DIE."

9. TEXT
Guy: I'd tell you a joke about my thing but it's too long. ;)
Girl: I'd tell you a joke about my thing but you'll never get it.
Guy: Huh?

10. Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you freaking know everything.

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