MY FACTS ABOUT UNICORNS TEHEHE ;)

So.....UNICORNS!!!!!!!

Chapter 1

Unicorns, baby. Unicorns.

It is official. My trademark....shall be unicorns. Because unicorns....are sexy ;) LoL ANDDDDDDD they eat waffles. And waffles are sexy ;) Ha K so I am writing facts about unicorns......100% TRUE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

1) Unicorns poop skittles. And they pee syrup XDD TO GO WITH WAFFLES!!!!!

2) Unicorns are sparkly. Because I used my magical sparkle powers and glitterfied all da unicorns up!!!! YAY ME!!!!!

3) The unicorn mating call is when da Female unicorn starts singing opera. And da Male mating call is when it starts rolling around on da floor. Yaaaaaa XD

4) YA WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN HORSES!?!?!? UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5) Unicorns eat waffles for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Therefore they poop skittles.

K BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HEART UNICORNS ;););)

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