The weirdest omegle conversations ever!

Here I put all of my weirdest Omegle conversations. Warning: contains extremely odd material that any sane person may find weird.

Chapter 1

I don't even know....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: I just want you to know that someone loves you, and goes to bed thinking about you every night. That someone, is me.


You: Okay....


Stranger: I love you.


You: I don't know you


Stranger: Will you marry me?


You: Sure, random stranger who really has no idea who I am. I will marry you!


Stranger: Yes!


Stranger: When will we have the wedding?


You: Next month. Okay... seing as we're engaged now.. asl?


Stranger: 18 m


You: 15 f


You: So, random fiance, what's your name?


Stranger: Jeremy


You: Cool. I'm Sparrow


Stranger: THAT IS THE COOLEST NAME EVER.


You: Why thank you.


You: So...... are you insane or just a really funny role player?


Stranger: Both.


You: Nice!


Stranger: ;)


You: You dare wink at me sir?


Stranger: I did dare.


Stranger: I'm quite daring myself.


You: Ohhhhh.......... he dares


Stranger: Yes, he does.


You: Well, Jeremy, what are you up to?


Stranger: Playing a game on my phone


You: You're playing a game while you're talking to your fiance? That, sir, is rude!


Stranger: I'm sorry! I didn't know I was gonna meet my future wife TODAY!


You: lol well you should have been prepared to when you asked!


Stranger: And the game is REALLY REALLY REALLY fun.


You: Well, you know what else is REALLY REALLY REALLY fun? Planning our wedding that is in a month!


Stranger: A MONTH?!?!


You: Yes, a month! Now get off the phone and go pick out a tux!


Stranger: Wait, do you have purplehair/


Stranger: ?


You: I do not. I have dark brown hair.


Stranger: Sorry, I can't marry you anymore.


You: Okay, well can we still be friends?


Stranger: NO.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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