The story behind Santa Claus

Chapter 1

Who is really Santa Claus

Santa Claus is really a Stalker who stalks children,he mugs small children who are awake when he comes.. he farts rainbows,throws up skittles,poops chocolate chips,smells like roses and and wears huge clothes with pillows inside them!!! hes a stalker in a red suit.....he wears lots of eyeliner and blush and eye shadow.. hes a girl in disguise.. he pees hot cocoa too! he steals ppls cookies and milk and he eats reindeer poop

made u scroll down haha plz comment!!! everything here was said by Volleyball_Star or gummybears10


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