Hetalia Meme~

So I was bored, trying to think of some other thing to put in a story chapter I'm writing...coughcoughhxpcoughcough

And I came across this as i was surfing da net so I'm like
Meh might as well do it~

Chapter 1

LETS DO THIS!

List 12 Random Hetalia characters that come to mind and list them in any order you like~

1) Italy
2) Japan
3) America
4) England
5) Prussia
6) France
7) Spain
8)Austria
9)Germany
10) Romania
11) Finland
12) Romano

‎1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
ITACEST LIVES~

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
America x France.....France would top duh~

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Romania x Japan.....CRACK TOTALLY AND UTTERLY CRACK

4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Omegadz slash definately. I'm sorry but i mean USUK FOREVA!

‎5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Prussia x Finland? Never. DONT ANYONE DARE DO THAT.

‎6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
BECAUSE 7 8 9!! XD Ok enough bad jokes...Honestly, I have no idea, why would France be afraid of Spain o.O

‎7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
HE WOULD COSPLAY AS A PIANOOOOO~ XD

‎8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Well, untill I know how much it takes to get Italy drunk, then I can't answer it...But if Itacest lives then NONE

‎9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
America x France or America x Japan......AMEJAP ALL DA WAY BUDDEH!!

‎10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Hmm....well duh, it's FRANCE we are talking about, he would definately get distracted. Poor Spain...

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Romania x Japan..........thinks really hard
Uhhhh.........UUUUUUUUM......
Beauty and the beast? Maybe? I have no idea...I mean coz Romania is a vampire so he'd be da beast, and Japan would be da Beauty X3...but it's a really odd pairing so thats all i cud think of...

12. If 3 and 11 are doing S&M, who's the sadist?
America x Finland......O.O DA FAQ??!??!?!?!?!?!
Probably Finland...

13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 Fic.
OMEGADZ SPAMANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3X3X3X33X3X3X3X3
((is a proud supporter of spamano X3))
I thiiiink...I won't say I'm in love from Hercules XD I'M SORRY ITS SO FUNNY IF U THINK ABOUT IT, IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE XDXDXD

‎14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
England x Japan...YES YES YES
I have seen this like everywhere! There are so many doujinshi and fanart for this pairing. So YES there is definately evidence of England x Japan

5. How hot would 7/3 be?
Spain x America...uhhhhh i dunno...its a bit of a crack pairing so.... :/

‎16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
If Spain walked in on Japan and Austria....OMEGADZ THAT WUD NEVER HAPPEN XD But if he did, he would be like O.O then slam da door shut and run away~

17. What's 1's secret kink?
Italy washing his hair...the curl? wink wink

‎18. How about 6?
France's secret kink....OH DEAR LORD WHERE CAN I START XD he is a freagin pervert so...Just him being france i guess XD

19. Or perhaps 10?
Romania's secret kink...o.O has no f---ing idea

20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Italy x America x Prussia....
WOW...that is very..........it's such a crack pairing...
I would say this is "a night in the pub gone wrong..."

21. How about 2/4/6?
JAPAN X ENGLAND X FRANCE.....WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH....
I would say...omegadz i can't think of a one-worded title...
So I'm just going to say that England couldn't choose between the two and chose them both~

‎22. Or even 7/8/9?
Spain x Austria x Germany
Woah....I don't even know....maybe CRACK is a good name~

‎23. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

WHICH MEANS: So. Italy has a relationship with France, but secretly wants Japan. France knows this, and breaks up with Italy to go pursue America, who's with Finland. Finland is with Romania, however, who's cheating on Finland with Austria. Austria finds out, and cheats with Spain, who is, in turn, cheating on England. Italy pursues Japan, who just broke up with Prussia, who's now after Germany. Italy gives up on this, and ends up with Romano, while France finally ends up with America.

Pairings in this story: ItalyxFrance, ItalyxJapan, FrancexAmerica, AmericaxFinland, FinlandxRomania, RomaniaxAustria, AustriaxSpain, SpainxEngland, PrussiaxGermany, ItalyxRomano.

ONES THAT MAKE SENSE AND I LOVE, OR ARE JUST HILARIOUS: ItalyxFrance, ItalyxJapan, SpainxEngland, PrussiaxGermany, ItalyxRomano.


SH-IT JUST GOT REAL XD


24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
France x Spain? Erm...France would be the cowboy and Spain would be a cowgirl...or boy if it's a yaoi fanfic.
Title: Tomatos and Roses....I DUNNO I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD NAME XD
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25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
AUSTRIAXITALY HOLY MOTHER OF F---ING SH-IT BALLS WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

‎26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
JapanxGermany...wow....
Germany would top i guess...sorry but i think Japan would be the uke

27. What if it was 3 and 9?
AmericaxGermany
America would top.

28. 4 and 9
EnglandxGermany....
Hmmmmmmmmm..................I think.....England if he was drunk, if it was them sober then Germany.

‎29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Germany slash? Heyull yeah i certainly have! It's EVERYWHERE!

30. Or 2 het?
Japan het? Definately. Japan x Taiwan duh!

‎31. Write me a little ficcy idea for 5/9.
GERMANY X PRUSSIA!!??!?! PLZ THATS EASY DUDE ITS FREAKING GERMANCEST!!! NUFF SAID BRUH!!!

32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
JapanxSpainxGermany...
My mind has no idea how to even start it...sorry~ ((if ya have any ideas feel free to let me know~! ((not that i would ever write this but im curios if anyone can think of a summary)) :P))

33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
America goes as tony
Spain goes as a tomato

‎34. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
FinlandxRomano? Nope~

‎35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Germany or Austria or Romano or Japan..

whew That took a while to complete~ Feel free to try it ur self!

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