Avengers Pick up Lines
Browsing the internet, here are some of the best ones that I found
(These are the clean ones... the website is avengerspickuplines.tumblr.com)
Captain America
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend.
When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America
You’re the stars on my spangled banner
I was frozen in ice for 70 years...wanna help me warm up?
Do you like me? Fondue or Fondont?
My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart.
Iron Man
You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits
Baby, I’ll bring the party to you
I don’t need to check my schedule: I’ll always have an opening for you
For Valentine’s Day, I’ll give you my arc!
You light up my world like nobody else
Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart!
The Hulk
They don’t call me incredible for nothing
You’ve smashed your way into my heart
Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!
(there weren't a lot of ahmmm appropriate ones)
Hawkeye
You’re the only person I don’t see better from a distance
I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love
It’s not the size of the bow that counts, it’s the number of arrows, if you know what I mean
(same with Hawkeye... and there were ABSOLUTELY NO appropriate ones with Black Widow)
Thor
Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you must be a god!
I’m the best swinger in town!
I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up!
Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun?
Loki
Did you use my scepter? Because you're taking over my heart
You dont have to get smashed to have a good time with me
You do realize the horse was to make you jealous?
Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you
Bonus ones... Agent Coulson, Pepper Potts, Jane Foster, Nick Fury
Hey, can I watch you while you sleep?
I heard you were heavily armed. Care to show me your gun?
I’ll clean gunk out of your reactor any day
I’ve been looking to constellations all my life to find something like you
If you’ll be my Pepper Potts, I’ll be your Tony Stark
You really caught my eye
Captain America
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend.
When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America
You’re the stars on my spangled banner
I was frozen in ice for 70 years...wanna help me warm up?
Do you like me? Fondue or Fondont?
My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart.
Iron Man
You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits
Baby, I’ll bring the party to you
I don’t need to check my schedule: I’ll always have an opening for you
For Valentine’s Day, I’ll give you my arc!
You light up my world like nobody else
Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart!
The Hulk
They don’t call me incredible for nothing
You’ve smashed your way into my heart
Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!
(there weren't a lot of ahmmm appropriate ones)
Hawkeye
You’re the only person I don’t see better from a distance
I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love
It’s not the size of the bow that counts, it’s the number of arrows, if you know what I mean
(same with Hawkeye... and there were ABSOLUTELY NO appropriate ones with Black Widow)
Thor
Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you must be a god!
I’m the best swinger in town!
I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up!
Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun?
Loki
Did you use my scepter? Because you're taking over my heart
You dont have to get smashed to have a good time with me
You do realize the horse was to make you jealous?
Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you
Bonus ones... Agent Coulson, Pepper Potts, Jane Foster, Nick Fury
Hey, can I watch you while you sleep?
I heard you were heavily armed. Care to show me your gun?
I’ll clean gunk out of your reactor any day
I’ve been looking to constellations all my life to find something like you
If you’ll be my Pepper Potts, I’ll be your Tony Stark
You really caught my eye
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Heehee Captain America!
"When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America"
(Faint with sooo much love for him) :)
And Hawkeye!
" You’re the only person I don’t see better from a distance"
"I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love"
"It’s not the size of the bow that counts, it’s the number of arrows, if you know what I mean" (Look down at my feet blushing) ;)
Lol. Sleipnir jokes . . . :)
very cool :)
cool you need more of hawkeye
ooh i feel stupid lol
lol don't. i seriously would probably say the same thing:)
what? i love them all whata the probelm ????
i was jking :P i really want to try one out on this one guy, but i wont see him for a couple weeks... i wonder if he'll understand it
right? this are funny and cute :D i love hawkeyes! well duh! :D
no... you CLEARLY hate them with your soul
:D
Lol :)
These are adorable!