Avengers Pick up Lines

Browsing the internet, here are some of the best ones that I found

Chapter 1

A Title

(These are the clean ones... the website is avengerspickuplines.tumblr.com)

Captain America

On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend.
When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America
You’re the stars on my spangled banner
I was frozen in ice for 70 years...wanna help me warm up?
Do you like me? Fondue or Fondont?
My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart.

Iron Man

You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits
Baby, I’ll bring the party to you
I don’t need to check my schedule: I’ll always have an opening for you
For Valentine’s Day, I’ll give you my arc!
You light up my world like nobody else
Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart!

The Hulk

They don’t call me incredible for nothing
You’ve smashed your way into my heart
Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!

(there weren't a lot of ahmmm appropriate ones)


You’re the only person I don’t see better from a distance
I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love
It’s not the size of the bow that counts, it’s the number of arrows, if you know what I mean

(same with Hawkeye... and there were ABSOLUTELY NO appropriate ones with Black Widow)


Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you must be a god!
I’m the best swinger in town!
I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up!
Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun?


Did you use my scepter? Because you're taking over my heart
You dont have to get smashed to have a good time with me
You do realize the horse was to make you jealous?
Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you

Bonus ones... Agent Coulson, Pepper Potts, Jane Foster, Nick Fury

Hey, can I watch you while you sleep?
I heard you were heavily armed. Care to show me your gun?
I’ll clean gunk out of your reactor any day
I’ve been looking to constellations all my life to find something like you
If you’ll be my Pepper Potts, I’ll be your Tony Stark
You really caught my eye


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