My Brother and I. Funny Conversations and Quotes.
Chapter 1
Yeah.............
Colin: "Mikayla, can I see the sand stripper?"
Me: laughs "Sand Stripper!"
Colin: GAH! I mean sand trooper!
Me: Mom, Colin said Sand Stripper! "Can I see the Sand Stripper?!"
Mom: Oh, you want the stripper? lifts shirt
Me: Oh god, mom!
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Colin: brings his Avengers set with the truck, Loki, Iron Man, and Hawkeye I WILL FIGHT YOU!
Me: gets Luke Skywalker out of landspeeder and pretends to slice of heads with lightsaber BAM! I CHOPPED OFF YOUR HEADS! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!
Colin: It doesn't work that way!
Me: LUKE HAS THE LIGHTSABER! LIGHTSABER VERSUS BOW AND MISSOLS?! I THINK NOT! Anyway, when did Star Wars and Avengers mix?
Colin: When- Um.... When i'm awesome.
Me: Then it didn't mix yet.
Colin: plays again
Me: NO! I ALREADY CHOPPED OFF YOUR HEADS! DEAD! DEAD! DEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colin: No, Loki's already dead..... picks up Loki Mwahhaa. I have plus 3 awesomeness.
Me: NO! YOU'RE DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! grab's Hawk-Eye's bow DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mom: We're gonna do something scary!
Me: OOh, what?!
Mom: Go up a hill!
Me: That ain't scary!
Colin: Aww, I thought we were gonna do backflips off the hill!
Mom: No! Would I really kill you guys? Or do that?
Me: Yes. At the do that thing
Mom: Aw, you're right.
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More later.
Me: laughs "Sand Stripper!"
Colin: GAH! I mean sand trooper!
Me: Mom, Colin said Sand Stripper! "Can I see the Sand Stripper?!"
Mom: Oh, you want the stripper? lifts shirt
Me: Oh god, mom!
~~~~~~~
Colin: brings his Avengers set with the truck, Loki, Iron Man, and Hawkeye I WILL FIGHT YOU!
Me: gets Luke Skywalker out of landspeeder and pretends to slice of heads with lightsaber BAM! I CHOPPED OFF YOUR HEADS! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!
Colin: It doesn't work that way!
Me: LUKE HAS THE LIGHTSABER! LIGHTSABER VERSUS BOW AND MISSOLS?! I THINK NOT! Anyway, when did Star Wars and Avengers mix?
Colin: When- Um.... When i'm awesome.
Me: Then it didn't mix yet.
Colin: plays again
Me: NO! I ALREADY CHOPPED OFF YOUR HEADS! DEAD! DEAD! DEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colin: No, Loki's already dead..... picks up Loki Mwahhaa. I have plus 3 awesomeness.
Me: NO! YOU'RE DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! grab's Hawk-Eye's bow DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~
Mom: We're gonna do something scary!
Me: OOh, what?!
Mom: Go up a hill!
Me: That ain't scary!
Colin: Aww, I thought we were gonna do backflips off the hill!
Mom: No! Would I really kill you guys? Or do that?
Me: Yes. At the do that thing
Mom: Aw, you're right.
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More later.
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lol
Rofl!!! i wish i could hear some of these conversations! lol
LOL you guys are so funny! XD
LOL how old is your brother?
10 turning 11 November
Oh I see.....still really funny!!! Sand stripper.....lol
hahaha
Lol! sand stripper.
Sand stripper!
Deeeeaaaaaad!
lol!
Aha hilarious!!!
hAHAHA. Thats funny
heh.