Why Harry Potter Is So Much Better Than Twilight (replies to idiotic fans reasons)

I have to give credit to this one person who wrote a very convincing article, but it wasn't convincing enough. Here are all of my replies to some of her reasons.

Chapter 1

Watch me Prove You Wrong!

1. Robert Pattinson, can you say HOT? And he's totally hot when he sparkles.

In the movies he looks constipated, and what does how the actors look have to do with how good the books are written?

2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles?

So thats the highlight of the movie, Taylor Lautner without a shirt on? Don't make me laugh.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.

And Emma Watson isn't? She did 8 Harry Potter movies!! Starting from when she was 11. You tell me that isn't talent.

4. The Volturi. REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.

Maybe you didn't read the Harry Potter books at all! How are the Volturi realistic? Jo did a fantastic job of creating such deep personalities for the Death Eaters, Snape..... they are far more easier to relate to and understand their inner feelings, why they turned bad. Whereas to the Voulturi you really don't understand their personalities and they are more distant and less realistic that way.

5. Because its just common sence to like twilight!!! Haha. Romance means everything. Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just......PERFECT!! In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in love or something....and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things....GAHH!!! but yea. (:

First of all, I've noticed this quite a lot in twilight fans, what is up with your spelling? Twilight must have turned you guys dumb! A perfect world is not realistic. Plus Edward is not perfect, would you want a creepy stalker for a boyfriend? I think not. People die in Harry Potter because people are people and every living thing must die some day, that makes Harry Potter more realistic than Twilight. Plus Harry Potter is not disturbing. All those disgusting scenes and ewwww Breaking Dawn makes me want to barf.

6. Because it's one of the greatest love stories ever!! Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way more romance and more hot guys....EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE!! Need I say more!

It's not romance, its lust. Harry potter tells us that true love is making sacrifices, that is what made it so moving. Plus with the hot guys again, THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER!!!

7. Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better. When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot or relate to the story somewhat. Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to date things. ex) cars, school, etc. I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating chocolate covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school. In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.

Have you read Harry Potter? It's all about the important details, that is what makes it seem so real. Jo created a whole new world, Smeyer obviously didn't put so much thought into the setting.

8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up. Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay more AMAZINNNG. therees no love in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?

There IS love in Harry Potter, it was with love, that Harry survived, Harry's parents loved him so much that they sacrificed their lives to save him. Did Edward do that? No I don't think so, he tried to die cuz he thought Bella was dead. How shallow can these people get?

9. Edward wasn't a dork. Yeah, sometimes, dorks are cute. However, Harry was a bit too dorky and I can't see why girls even liked him.

Appearance is everything to you twihards right? Well it is what lies within that counts, Harry Potter taught us that.

10. Hermione is a week character. Unlike Bella, who struggles every day. Hermione has no problems, the only things she has are self-created. She follows Harry into his troubles. Big whoop. Even if she is teased about being a mud blood or whatever its called, she has a choice. She could quit Hogwarts or something. Bella has no choice, she is in love.

Hermione, unlike Bella, isn't so dependent on her boyfriend. Hermione is smarter than your idiotic Bella. Hermione didn't quit Hogwarts because quitting school is a bad thing. Hermione follows Harry into his troubles because she is his friend, and isn't afraid to take risks. Unlike Bella, where the only risks she takes always ends up with her hiding behind Edward.

11. Twilight was a best selling novel, and has a bigger fan base than Harry Potter.

Get your facts straight. It's the other way around.

12. Stephenie Meyer writes that the only thing that can kill a vampire is another vampire or a werewolf. Since Edward is a vampire created by Meyer, we can use her written characteristics and apply them to Harry Potter. Since Harry Potter is neither vampire nor wolf, this means that Harry Potter could not kill Edward and Edward would win.

Heh Heh, watch Harry use the Cruciatus Curse on him then! Frank and Alice Longbottom much?

13. Unlike Harry, nobody's thoughts are actually that deep or intellectual. I bet if any of us published our thoughts into a book, none would be great English lit; Bella's thoughts are more realistic.

Unlike Twilight, readers don't waste their time reading useless description, who the heck needs to care about what the characters are wearing? Unless it contributes to the plot. Plus all Bella can think about is Edward this and Edward that. I can't really relate to that you know.

14. at least all of them dosent a scar of a lightning bolt.

That scar proved to contribute to the plot later on, it isn't useless. And stop judging people based on their appearance!

15. Twilight goes more in depth with the emotions. You can feel Bella's pain when Edward leaves her. You can feel her confusion between Edward and Jacob. You can feel her love for Renesmee.

And I thought you just said that you didn't like in depth thoughts. (#13)

16. We like the time setting of Twilight. It is modern day.

So is Harry Potter! You just don't see much of the technology because it is about wizards.

17. You can read Twilight over and over again.

Siriusly? What, does Harry Potter magically close up so you can't read it again? LOL.

18. IT has a graphic novel.

Harry Potter is so awesome that it doesn't need one!

19. Who wouldn't want two guys fighting over you? :D That just makes a good story. Am I right?

Me! No is doesn't make a good story, not when it's stretched out over 4
long novels, with unnecessary details.

20. The HP books are all depressing. Lots of good characters die, which isn't cool. And they're just full of violance, and ridiculous plans.

You can't spell violence right? OMG. The good guys die because that is what makes the story so emotional and good. I didn't cry over twilight but I did cry over HP that is what makes a book good.

21. The sparkles are so unique and creative. They're not stupid.

Since when did vampires sparkle? You need to stick to the rules Smeyer. I think of fairy princesses when I hear the word "sparkle".

22. harry potter is too hard for a young child to read.

And Twilight is too inappropriate for a young child to read

23. It's set in America.

Who cares if Harry Potter isn't! Gosh, you need to stop writing lame reasons that don't help at all.

--------------------------------------- Some More I have Found Common.

1. The covers of the Twilight series have nice pictures, Harry Potter's are ugly.

Hello Hello? Are you really gonna judge a book by it's cover?

I WILL WRITE MORE! But you guys have to give some more inspiration, i would like 15 views in all, and give me a good idiotic twilight fan reason in the comments. Thank you all! xoxo

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