Harry Potter Stuff.
This is for when I'm having Post-Potter Depression. The picture beside the title? See that? Pretend I'm Snape and Lily is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
I do that sometimes.
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."
Harry Being Harry
"They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..."
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor."
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?"
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"
"Well, it changes every day, you see."
"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!"
And this is why Harry's my favorite character.