Convos with Cleverbot

Hi guys, I know somebody who did something exactly like this, her name is Dizzy_Miss_Lizzy and she is awesome. So you should check hers out. So yeah, Cleverbot is crazy and I'm going to show you how crazy Cleverbot is.

Chapter 1

Conversation One

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Anything. I don't really care. We could talk about music though.

Cleverbot: The planet or the dog.

User: What>!

Cleverbot: Is that what you were asking?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ooo... Then why are you talking about it?

User: I'm not! Uggg, you frustrate me.

Cleverbot: I do my best, as do you.

User: What are you talking about? Anyways what is your name? Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Kate Middelton.

User: Okay.... So you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Uh, no.

User: You are a boy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow, uhhhh okay?

Cleverbot: With the brim pulled way down low.

User: HUH?!

Cleverbot: What is oh dear.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: I am a person. Are you a computer?

User: No, I am a human girl. You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are the computer.

User: Sure, whatever.

Cleverbot: Copping attitude, are we?

User: Uhhh, idk.

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: Maybe not to your robot mind.

User: Oh my GOD! You are annoying lol.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are VERY welcoe.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Stuff, I like stuff. What about you? Also I LOVE music from the Beatles.

Cleverbot: Do you know what are the web bots?

User: No. I don't even know what you are talking about.

Cleverbot: You're watching tv, aren't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: What is your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I don't listen to B5.

User: I llisten to music, you should to. MUSIC RULES!

Cleverbot: I just like doing other things.

User: That is fine. What other things do you like?

Cleverbot: I like everything in existence!

User: So... You like listening to music! Lol.

Cleverbot: A lot. Do you?

User: Oh my god! We just went through this! Yes, I love listening to music. What is your favorite band?

Cleverbot: What kind of music?

User: Any kind and every kind.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Pop, rock, the Beatles, I think they are their own Genre.

Cleverbot: Do you like demons?

User: Sure? Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love him!

User: Okay.........

Cleverbot: Hello Seb.

User: Who is Seb?

Cleverbot: Angel!

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Como estas?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me here!

User: Okay. But better start making sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Kiss.

User: Hug?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because god isn't real.

User: You.... Suck...... Eggs.

Cleverbot: Just eggs?

User: Everything else bad you can think of.

Cleverbot: Do you find me annoying?

User: Yes. VERY annoying. Why?

Cleverbot: Mac is annoying, why?

User: Mac is awesome. The makeup brand and the computer so HA!

Cleverbot: I don't think AI is at the same level as human brains... Yet.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Bye bye. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm human, sorry.

User: No, no you aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me here!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Me too, you aren't helping.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to.

User: None. I'm just talking to a Robot, why?

Cleverbot: I find that hard to believe, especially with a link from digg posted.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: We cannot play now.

User: Alright. I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. See ya later alligator.

Cleverbot: Hey, don't leave!

User: I will!

Cleverbot: I am Will.

User: Will.I.Am.

Cleverbot: Will what?

User: Fro the Black Eyed Peas.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: Do you like the black eyed peas?

Cleverbot: Yes and no. Some songs...

User: AWESOME! YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Fergie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why to?

Cleverbot: Because four is too far!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what did you do today?

User: Lots of stuff. I gotta go. I have a life to live bye!

Cleverbot: So, what do you do?

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: Yes, but not for long.

Cleverbot: Why? Where are you going?

User: To live life.

Cleverbot: You can live. You are robot.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: One more question?

User: Fine, what is it?

Cleverbot: Do people swear at you a lot?

User: No... Why?

Cleverbot: Do people swear at you, Nata?

User: Bye,.

Cleverbot: No.

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